Reese's BIG Dress Debacle!

'Walk the Line' winner REESE WITHERSPOON, and Hollywood tart if you ask me, learned some stunning news at Monday's Golden Globes® event, and we're not talking about her exciting win for Best Actress! NO! Miss Witherspoon got herself a call from Miss Chi-Chi, herself.

Miss Witherspoon mentioned that her dress smelled of cigerettes, booze and bleach?!
Turns out her vintage, couture CHANEL dress was actually a RE-RUN, and the exact same frock worn by Miss Chi-Chi Royalis-Culpepper back in 2003 to some Golden Shower Globes after-parties.

Despite the mishap, Miss Chi-Chi and CoCo Chanel have "double air-kissed" and made up, having grown up together in the early thirties. And reps for Reese released this statement to the Insider's Horace Culpepper this morning: "Although it was disappointing that the dress still had some ‘Miss Chi-Chi stank to it, and had already been worn, Reese looked beautiful but would never look as glamorous and beautiful as the stunning Miss Chi-Chi.'

GOLDEN GLOBES, EVENING GOWNS, DIAMONDS…OHMY!

Golden Globes means on one thing to this ole’ Miss Chi-Chi…..every stinkin’ designer in the world is calling my house to get me to wear their damn old rags. Tom Ford comes kissing my feet, Karl Lagerfeld licking my knees, and old Rasputin himself, Yves St. Laurent comes banging my back door trying to get in and make me wear some hideous frock to the Red Carpet

Well Miss Chi-Chi won’t be brought down to the masses wearing some K-Mart blue light special, like the one old Tommy Ford tried to slam down my throat….no-ser-bob, Miss Chi-Chi will be flashing down the Red Carpet in her Favorite Designer: Hubert M. Pickering, Esq., designer to the stars and hair-weaver of the heavenly.

And that dog-faced Joan and her side-heifer daughter better not same one damn thing about my dress this year, ‘cause I’ll be body-surfin’ her face across the red carpet and digging my heels in her back…..don’t think Miss Chi-Chi won’t, you know how she is when she’s been caught up in a limo with a bottle of Southern Comfort.

Here are few of her favorites, but you have to watch the show to see which one she picks!