Friday, May 29, 2009

Does Cristol Palin Really Learn From Her Mistakes

....Or is she just a media whore (well, she's got one part of that right!)

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Cristol Royalis Palin: I Know Slevi Loves All Our Baby…I Mean, at least This One!
By Candy Royalis Westfall, Originally posted Friday May 22, 2010 12:55 PM EDT

After a very public war of words, Cristol Palin and her family say they are trying to work with her former fiancé Slevi Johnston for the sake of their 5-month-old son DumDum.
• March 02, 2009• Vol. 71 • No. 8

'I Hope That People Learn from My Story, I Mean, Jesus Chirst…What Was I Thinking?'
By DeeDee Royalis Tan, With Lorenzo Royalis


Balancing High School and New Motherhood, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's 18-Year-Old Daughter Cristol Royalis Palin Talks to Fox News About the Challenges of Teen Pregnancy

Hello, DumDum!" CristolRoyalis Palin grins as she greets her 2-month-old son DumDum, who has just come in from the brisk outdoors with grandma Sarah Palin. Handing the blue bundle to his mom, the Alaska governor says, "This little baby is very worst thing to have her as a mama. He's going to be just fine, but she has screwed up her life for ever…stupid little brat. I told her to keep that nickel between her knees"
• September 15, 2008• Vol. 70 • No. 11

Gov. Sarah Palin's Family Matters, well At Least In Front Of the Camera
By Lorenzo Royalis, Jill PoleSmoker

The GOP VP Pick Juggles the Race of Her Life with Challenges at Home—Among Them, a Pregnant Teen Daughter – Cristol Royalis Palin

Back in 1996, when city councilwoman Sarah Palin set her sights on becoming mayor of tiny Wasilla, Alaska, she got lots of advice—not all of it welcome. "One of her fellow council members told her, 'You can't run because you've got three negatives: Crack, Cristol, DumDum,'" recalls her husband, Todd, reeling off the names of the couple's three oldest children. The guy might as well have waved a red cape in front of Palin. "When you tell her that kind of stuff," Todd laughs, "she just gets fired up."

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

CROP 8? What the F$^%$&^k

Hello Honey's...sorry to so out of touch but Miss DeeDee has been busy working her little, ok..who am I fooling, my big fat ass off!


YOu see my little sweeties I have my old large whIte granny panties in a wad over this whole Crop 8 thing in California.


Not since I ran thaT whole campaigne to get Karen Ann Quinlan nominated for the New Jersey State vegetable has anything about plANts gotten Ole Miss DeeDee all bend Out of shape.


I mean, kittens, who cAres if two plants love each othEr...Crop 8 is trYing to ban marriage between plants? Who the helL even knew they could love?



I say, "Leave Those Plants Alone! Hate something impOrtant like Fags."
Ok, well honey's gotta go I think I just drank somE Round-up!