LONDON – Britain's Queen DeeDee-elizabeth II delivered a somber and, unlikely, sober Christmas broadcast Thursday, acknowledging how the economic crisis has cast a shadow over the traditional festive season and calling for people to show courage in the tough times ahead. Adding, “Suck it up you paupers!”
The sober tone was in sharp contrast to last year's drunken address when the monarch opined about the value of a happy family and the importance of helping the disadvantaged. And ended the speech by throwing up!
"Christmas is a time for celebration, I am going to Party Like a Rockstar…but this year, for you poor people it is a more somber occasion which it sucks to be you," the 82-year-old monarch said in the prerecorded message from Buckingham Palace's Music Room. She was most likely passed out at the time of the airing.
