But then Miss Cho-Cho drinks herself blind and thinks about the true meaning of Easter….
No!!! not this Easter image, Dammit this is a family site!!! For Christ sake…I’m talking about Jesus H. Christ, he’s the reason for the season. Oh, Miss Cho-Cho, you nailed that one!
You see my little street urchins, I mean children, most of you don’t realize that Miss Cho-Cho was there!
Miss Cho-Cho was there kneeling at the side of Ju-Ju (that was my pet name for Jesus) as those mean people said it was for MY sins that he was there….stupid Mary Magdalene, she thought she was his favorite…. and this is why Miss Cho-Cho got her some sainthood, Saint Cho-Cho!
I was there when he woke up in the morning and took a stroll from the tomb, and I stay back to take care of ‘things’
Hell, I even looked surprised when he kept walking around talking about the son of god and such…..oooh, girl, she was tripping….
Anyway, my chiltrins, Easter is when Jesus died on the cross for YOUR, not mine, SINS. And every year when the Easter bunny comes, if he sees his shadow there are 6 more weeks of winter. Merry Easter, now Miss Cho-Cho gotta go freeze some of her eggs.
