Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Miss DeeDee's MOTHER is Found!!!!

The Lovely (and Drunken Mother) of Miss DeeDee Royalis has been found. That's right, my little honeys, the wretched woman that ripped me from her loins has been found wondering the desert, some believe that she is on 'vacation'....AGAIN!
Dear old, and i mean O-L-D Cheri L'Amour has been spotted, 40oz in hand, atta girl Mom!

Monday, October 30, 2006

Now, Eat Your Bread Honey

just nibble around the green stuff you little brat!

Sunday, October 29, 2006

BUSH ON LATE CAMPAIGN BLITZ; NO GAY SNOW FLAKE BABIES AND NO GAY-MARRIAGE STAND DRAWS BIG RESPONSE

REDNECK, Ind. — “Now if we can test all those Snow Flake Babies and make sure their not gay, we’re in the clear! Because if they are gay, we can make sure they stay frozen, ain’t like we’re killing them,” says Bush. At his first campaign rally this election season, President Bush on Saturday galvanized supporters in a packed high-school gym by pledging to oppose gay marriage, a theme Republican candidates have revived after a New Jersey court ruling in favor of gay couples.

President Bush carries 8-month-old DeeDee Royalis as he greets military personnel and families Saturday in Charleston, S.C.