Tuesday, March 28, 2006

TURN THE BEAT AROUND

MANY MANY TIMES MY CHIL'TRIN ASKS ME, MISS CHI-CHI (THEY GET THEIR FACE SLAPPED IF THEY CALL ME MOMMA), THEY SAY MISS Cho-Cho WHAT WERE YOU LIKE IN THE OLDEN DAYS, WHAT WAS IT LIKE GROWEN UP ON DAT FARM? FARM???? MISS Cho-Cho DON'T GROWN UP ON NO DAMN FARM, SHE GREW UP AT STUDIO 54....
TURN THE BEAT AROUND MY SISTERS, TURN IT AROUND.....

Monday, March 27, 2006

Miss Chi-Chi's National Treasure

TODAY THE GOV'MENT OF AMERICA DECLARED
MISS CHI-CHI'S VERY OWN
"GRACELAND - HOUSE OF CEMENT"
A NATIONAL LIVING TREASURE