DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY THE WICKED WITCH AND HER FLYING MONKEYS ARE SHOOTING OUT OF UR ASS???!!! LORD ONLY KNOWS HOW MUCH I HATE THE WITCHES OF WESTLAKE!!!

Happy Birthday Virginia, Miss Woolf if ur Nasty!

On this the 124th birthday of Virginia Woolf, I thought to myself and out loud that we should revisit one of my most memorable movie performances. Oh do I remember the torrid affair that I had with my great love Richie….oh, that’s Richard to you common folk. Mister Burton if I’m nasty! Can I ask you, and I will, does it get any better then this?

Miss Chi-Chi has such fond memories, even fonder are the ones that I have made up and sold to the tabloids. Hey, even Miss Chi-Chi gonna make a nickel or two off some old stories, even if they aren’t completely true…oh hell, I make most of this crap up, but don’t tell no one….Miss Chi-Chi gots her reputation to uphold, and when I say uphold, I mean, stay three feet in front of the law!

KICKIN' BACK A 40oz or 2

Some people have asked me many times, they say 'Miss Chi-Cho, what is it that you do all day. How is it that you spend your time, leading such a glamourous life as you do Miss Chi-Chi. Please tell me your secrets!'

Well, my little prying nosey ass fans, Miss Chi-Chi's life is, for the most part, a secret. well, except all the public records down at the court house, but that's a whole different story...
SO STOP PRYING INTO MY LIFE AND ASKING ALL THESE STUPID QUESTIONS...for the love of gawd, get a life and stop trying to suck that last bit of good life I got in me!

I will let you in on a secret....a little one, just to keep you coming back for me you little rodents:
Miss Chi-Chi thinks it's important to stay true to yourself and NEVER forget where you come from....

It's Vintage Miss Chi-Chi Sunday!!!

So every sunday, Miss Chi-Chi will try and pull out some vintage Miss Chi-Chi photos. I hope you remember my VERY brief engagement to that dreadful bore...CHARLES.