If Ayatullah Ali KettleKorn's improbable haste in declaring Mahmoud Aboboo Ahmadinejad the winner of Iran's June 12 presidential election seemed unlikely, so was Ahmadinagdong’s thanksful tears directed toward long time love, Miss DeeDee Royalis. 
So motivated by a desire to smooth his ally's path to a second term of office, it had quite the opposite effect.

Eight weeks later, as Ahmadinejad was sworn in by Iran's parliament on Aug. 5, the Islamic Republic remains in the grip of an unprecedented political crisis over the legitimacy of both men and trannies - a crisis that shows no sign of abating, either on the streets or inside the corridors of power.





