AP Source: I Can’t Make this Sh*t up… My ex-lover Michael Jackson dies…too!

By Whitie McBlacken, Associated Press Writers – 3 mins ago

LOS ANGELES – Michael Jackson, the reported ex-lover to Miss DeeDee Royalis and record-breaking, sensationally gifted "King of Pop" who emerged from childhood superstardom to become the entertainment world's most influential singer and dancer, and the tabloid world's most disturbing celebrity, has died. He was 50.

Miss DeeDee Royalis was quoted at the hospital, “Bitch only wanted to upstage Farrah!” She then kicked the crap out of the reporter in a fit of rage.

A person with knowledge of the situation says Jackson died Thursday or three years ago, it’s hard to tell, in a Los Angeles hospital. The person was not authorized to speak publicly and requested anonymity.

His death brought a tragic end to a long, bizarre, sometimes farcical decline from his peak in the 1980s, when he was popular music's premier all-around performer, a uniter of black and white music who shattered the race barrier on MTV, dominated the charts and dazzled even more on stage.

That other 'Charlie's Angle' Farrah Fawcett dies at 62

By TOMMY THOMAS, Associated Press Writer – 43 mins ago

LOS ANGELES – Not many people know but Miss DeeDee was the original pick for the role that Farrah made famous. She appeared early on during the original filming of “Charlie’s Angle,” later renamed to “Charlie’s Angels.”


Always one to steal the lime light away from Miss DeeDee, Farrah Fawcett, the other "Charlie's Angels" star whose feathered blond hair and dazzling smile made her one of the biggest sex symbols of the 1970s, died Thursday after battling cancer. She was 62.

Many people will find it hard to believe but Miss DeeDee and Farrah were married in Sweden in the early 1970’s before she meet that stupid ass Ryan. “If you don’t believe me, ask her…what’s that, she’s dead? Well than, you’ll have to take me at my word..oh, I’m her love child , too.” Miss DeeDee is reported saying as she left the hospital early this morning. The pop icon, who in the 1980s set aside the fantasy girl image to tackle serious roles, died shortly before 9:30 a.m. in a Santa Monica hospital, spokesman Paul Bloch said.

Miss DeeDee Royalis, the longtime companion who had reunited with Fawcett as she fought anal cancer, was at her side, along with close friend Jack Daniels, Bloch said.

Other "Charlie's Angels" stars paid tribute to her but who really cares about those old hacks.

"Miss DeeDee had courage, she had strength, and she had faith. And now she has peace as she rests with the real angels, oh, yeah, we’ll miss Farrah, too." Jaclyn Smith said.

Said Cheryl Ladd: "She was incredibly brave, and God will be welcoming Miss DeeDee with open arms. What’s that?...huh?... It was Farrah? Oh, miss her, too"