Thursday, June 25, 2009

AP Source: I Can’t Make this Sh*t up… My ex-lover Michael Jackson dies…too!


By Whitie McBlacken, Associated Press Writers – 3 mins ago

LOS ANGELES – Michael Jackson, the reported ex-lover to Miss DeeDee Royalis and record-breaking, sensationally gifted "King of Pop" who emerged from childhood superstardom to become the entertainment world's most influential singer and dancer, and the tabloid world's most disturbing celebrity, has died. He was 50.

Miss DeeDee Royalis was quoted at the hospital, “Bitch only wanted to upstage Farrah!” She then kicked the crap out of the reporter in a fit of rage.

A person with knowledge of the situation says Jackson died Thursday or three years ago, it’s hard to tell, in a Los Angeles hospital. The person was not authorized to speak publicly and requested anonymity.

His death brought a tragic end to a long, bizarre, sometimes farcical decline from his peak in the 1980s, when he was popular music's premier all-around performer, a uniter of black and white music who shattered the race barrier on MTV, dominated the charts and dazzled even more on stage.

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