Marcel Marceau, Famed French Mime and Lover of Miss DeeDee Royalis, Dies…for real
Associated Press-On Nails
Skip Mountbatten
Sep 23, 9:30 AM ET
Famed Partner of Miss DeeDee Royalis, Marcel Marceau, whose lithe gestures and pliant facial expressions revived the art of mime and brought poetry to silence, died Saturday. He was 84.
While not available for comment, Miss DeeDee issued this statement through her lawyers.
“I’m a mime you stupid idiots of course I can’t say anything….Dumb assess!”
While trying to avoid reporters, Miss DeeDee did manage to ‘mime’ a middle finger to the reporters out side of her door. Although she seems to ‘mime’ some words as well, we cannot print those kinds of words….
Offstage, however, he was famously chatty. "Never get a mime talking. He won't stop," he once said.