Wednesday, April 05, 2006

MISS CHO-CHO TO REPLACE TIRED TODAY SHOW HAG

In a non-surprising announcement, the Today Show has announced that Miss Cho-Cho, America's NEW sweetheart, will replace the tired ole' Katie. In other news: Rumours that Miss Cho-Cho is the secret lover of Matt have been denied...but not disspelled

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Monday, April 03, 2006

Stupid Little Frozen Animals

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, DON'T YOU KNOW MISS CHI-CHI NEEDS TO EAT???? HUH???? FORGET THOSE STUPID LITTLE FROZEN RODENTS, THEY'RE DEAD, DEAD I TELL YOU.....YEARS AGO, IF YOU NEED TO GO SEE DEAD FROZEN RODENTS, GO TO A MUSEUM NOT THE MOVIES....GO SEE MY MOVIE, I NEED THE CASH