MISS CHO-CHO TO REPLACE TIRED TODAY SHOW HAG

In a non-surprising announcement, the Today Show has announced that Miss Cho-Cho, America's NEW sweetheart, will replace the tired ole' Katie. In other news: Rumours that Miss Cho-Cho is the secret lover of Matt have been denied...but not disspelled

the REAL reason that Delay is stepping down

Miss Cho-Cho found some old photos.......

Stupid Little Frozen Animals

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, DON'T YOU KNOW MISS CHI-CHI NEEDS TO EAT???? HUH???? FORGET THOSE STUPID LITTLE FROZEN RODENTS, THEY'RE DEAD, DEAD I TELL YOU.....YEARS AGO, IF YOU NEED TO GO SEE DEAD FROZEN RODENTS, GO TO A MUSEUM NOT THE MOVIES....GO SEE MY MOVIE, I NEED THE CASH