SAN ANGELO, Texas - A chaotic two-day hearing ended with Miss DeeDee screaming, “Get me my chilt’rens.” With Miss DeeDee's head dropped low and silent whimpering, the judge ordered that the 416 of Miss DeeDee's own children that were taken from a ranch run by Miss DeeDee’s polygamous sect will stay in state custody for the time being.
State District Judge Barbara Walther heard 21 hours of belly-aching and a lot of false testimony over two days before ruling Friday that the children would be kept in custody while the state continues to investigate allegations of abuse stemming from the Child Labor laws, stem cell research, medical testing, race experiments, positive fontal lobe electrocutions, and oh yeah, the teachings of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Rodrigez of Latter Day Saints.
Miss DeeDee said that she will just go out and have 416 more!
