Thursday, August 13, 2009

Summer Block Busters


The Ugly Truth
DeeDee Richter is a romantically challenged morning show producer whose search for Mr. Perfect has left her hopelessly single. She's in for a rude awakening when her bosses team her with Mike Chadway, a hardcore TV personality who promises to spill the ugly truth on what makes men love her.


The Time Traveler’s Wife
DeeDee has been in love with Henry her entire life. She believes they are destined to be together, even though she never knows when they will be separated: Henry is a time traveler--cursed with a rare genetic anomaly that causes him to live his life on a shifting timeline, skipping back and forth through his lifespan with no control. Despite the fact that Henry's travels force them apart with no warning,...


Orphan
The tragic loss of their unborn child has devastated Kate and John, taking a toll on both their marriage and Kate's fragile psyche as she is plagued by nightmares and haunted by demons from her past. Struggling to regain some semblance of normalcy in their lives, the couple decides to adopt another child. At the local orphanage, both John and Kate find themselves strangely drawn to a young girl

DeeDee and Julia
Based on two true stories, "DeeDee & Julia" intertwines the lives of two ‘women’ who, though separated by time and space, are both at loose ends until they discover that with the right combination of passion, fearlessness and butter, anything is possible.

Funny People
DeeDee Royalis is a famous stand-up comedian who learns that she has a terminal illness and less than a year to live. When, she meets Ira, a struggling comedian at a comedy club where both the comedians are performing, DeeDee hires Ira into prostitution and opening act at his performances. The two forge a close friendship as George helps Ira with his career and Ira helps George find closure...

District 69
Sixty Nine years ago, aliens made first contact with Earth. Humans waited for the hostile attack, or the giant advances in technology. Neither came. Instead, the aliens were refugees, the last survivors of their home world. The creatures were set up in a makeshift home in South Africa's District 69 as the world's nations argued over what to do with them.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The Mona Lisa's Mug Shot

When you hear the news that the Mona Lisa is attacked by a crazed russian woman, it make us want to remember some of the worlds greatest paintings of Miss DeeDee. Enjoy my little honeys! (*Did she get the mug at the gift shop or bring it from home?)




Here are some other greats!






Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Calif. struggles to desegregate its degenerate prison inmates

By DON KEEHOTEEY, Associated Press Writer – Tue Aug 11, 5:53 pm ET
SACRAMENTO, Calif. – The riot that ravaged a Southern California prison and injured 175 inmates began with a fight between black and Hispanic gang members OVER THE PRISON INMATE LOVE INTEREST MISS DEEDEE ROYALIS. This is a stark reminder of the difficulty of race relations behind bars and the challenges of desegregating inmates. It also proves that getting laid is really hard and the inmates are hard up if they are looking to Miss DeeDee for love.

“In the nation's largest state prison system, black, Hispanic, Asian, white, and TRANNY gangs generally don't mix. When they do, trouble typically follows,” says Miss DeeDee, head of the Be-otch Gangsta Gang-bangers gang-a-polopolooza gang (her first one person gang.)

"It isn't that everybody in the inmate population is against integration — they like their teeth, just missing" said Loquonza Letroy Smiff (not his real name but one made up by Miss DeeDee), a 46-year-old black inmate at another prison, Sierra Conservation Center.

Mindful of that, California has for decades segregated inmates by race in their cells, sleeping areas but not showers because of ‘people’ like Miss DeeDee. In general, whole cell blocks and open dormitories are mixed race.

But four years ago, the U.S. Supreme Court found the practice discriminatory, citing Brown Poo v. Board of Education Poo. The court said it wanted to reinforced racial hatred and violence and ordered the state to desegregate its prisons and throw Miss DeeDee into the middle of it all.



Monday, August 10, 2009

Jon is HOT after some DeeDee....Baby Farm Reality show on the horizon...

Just weeks after splitting from his last girlfriend and, oh yeah, his bitchy wife of 10 years, Jonnie Gosselin is back in the spotlight with a new career and a new girlfriend, Miss DeeDee.

Gosselin, 32, turned up in St. Tro-poopoo, and discount resort hand-in-hand with Miss DeeDee Royalis, the daughter of the crack-whore and pimp plastic surgeon who performed Kate’s tummy tuck in 2006.

The lovebirds spent the weekend along the French River so Gosselin could finalize a deal to design his own line of children’s clothing with Ed Hearty designer Christian Agoogoo, but no one knows who this is…. Royalis will also have a hand in creating the kid-friendly fashions.

“She’ll have a lot of input with Christian,” Gosselin told PEOPLE of DeeDee’s involvement. “And I will, too.”

And don’t forget the plus eight — Gosselin tells PEOPLE that his eight kids and a thing of the past, DeeDee (who is now pregnant) will be popping out their own reality show. They are thinking of starting their own orphanage-based reality show, Jon and DeeDee plus…well, who cares!!!!!