Calif. struggles to desegregate its degenerate prison inmates

By DON KEEHOTEEY, Associated Press Writer – Tue Aug 11, 5:53 pm ET
SACRAMENTO, Calif. – The riot that ravaged a Southern California prison and injured 175 inmates began with a fight between black and Hispanic gang members OVER THE PRISON INMATE LOVE INTEREST MISS DEEDEE ROYALIS. This is a stark reminder of the difficulty of race relations behind bars and the challenges of desegregating inmates. It also proves that getting laid is really hard and the inmates are hard up if they are looking to Miss DeeDee for love.

“In the nation's largest state prison system, black, Hispanic, Asian, white, and TRANNY gangs generally don't mix. When they do, trouble typically follows,” says Miss DeeDee, head of the Be-otch Gangsta Gang-bangers gang-a-polopolooza gang (her first one person gang.)

"It isn't that everybody in the inmate population is against integration — they like their teeth, just missing" said Loquonza Letroy Smiff (not his real name but one made up by Miss DeeDee), a 46-year-old black inmate at another prison, Sierra Conservation Center.

Mindful of that, California has for decades segregated inmates by race in their cells, sleeping areas but not showers because of ‘people’ like Miss DeeDee. In general, whole cell blocks and open dormitories are mixed race.

But four years ago, the U.S. Supreme Court found the practice discriminatory, citing Brown Poo v. Board of Education Poo. The court said it wanted to reinforced racial hatred and violence and ordered the state to desegregate its prisons and throw Miss DeeDee into the middle of it all.