Adult Underwear Modeling Days

Some of you might not remember my former modeling days with hottie, Lisa Nowak!
Eat your heart out Tyra!

Bizarre Love Triangle, Leads to Murder Charges

This combination photo shows NASA Astronaut Miss DeeDee Royalis (L) and William Oefelein (M) and Lt. Goofy (R) in their official NASA portraits. Miss DeeDee Royalis, a very UN-married U.S. astronaut was accused on February 6, 2007 of trying to kidnap and kill a rival for the affections of a fellow astronaut after a bizarre 950-mile drive wearing diapers to confront the Disney Character.

Miss DeeDee Royalis, seen here in her arrest photo, no worse for the wear

Here, Miss DeeDee Royalis, posed outside one of her famous SnowFlake baby farms. She secretly ran these farms for years under the 1st Bush reign.

This photo takens weeks before her bizzare arrest show Miss DeeDee the model of suburban bliss....