Happy Birthday Virginia, Miss Woolf if ur Nasty!

On this the 124th birthday of Virginia Woolf, I thought to myself and out loud that we should revisit one of my most memorable movie performances. Oh do I remember the torrid affair that I had with my great love Richie….oh, that’s Richard to you common folk. Mister Burton if I’m nasty! Can I ask you, and I will, does it get any better then this?

Miss Chi-Chi has such fond memories, even fonder are the ones that I have made up and sold to the tabloids. Hey, even Miss Chi-Chi gonna make a nickel or two off some old stories, even if they aren’t completely true…oh hell, I make most of this crap up, but don’t tell no one….Miss Chi-Chi gots her reputation to uphold, and when I say uphold, I mean, stay three feet in front of the law!