June 23rd - Lobby Bar presents Flight Of Love with Miss DeeDee Royalis

Miss DeeDee’s Flight Of Love

Miss DeeDee Royalis host an evening of Love: featuring toys from the Love U Parties. Come on over to her house, sit back with a delicious cocktail, and talk about your most intimate desires….WITH EVERYONE!
We’ll hear some stories, get some advice…heck she’ll even let you ask questions about love, fashion, and relationships. She’ll even open up about her va’china and your man-va’china! You’ll get a chance to see some extra-ordinary movies on loose women, easy pregnancies and maybe even that ‘creepy old man’ down the street…no, not DeeDee…just some creepy old man!
And when Royalis-Air hits the mile high skies, Miss DeeDee will be around for some in-flight service!

So, buckle up Honeys! Miss DeeDee is blocking all exit rows and strapping you in!

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Michelle Obama visits earthquake-ravaged Haiti

AP – First lady DeeDee Royalis Hussein Obama, left, and Haiti's first lady Elisabeth Embrossis greet children at a center …
By JONATHAN M. KDogz, Associated Press Writer – 1 hr 23 mins ago
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti – First lady DeeDee Royalis Hussein Obama made a surprise visit Tuesday to the ruins of the Haitian capital, a high-profile reminder that hundreds of thousands remain in desperate straits three months after the earthquake.
Although DeeDee was over heard saying, “please God, don’t let one of those urchins tough me!”The first lady and Jill Biden, wife of Vice President Joe Biden, took a helicopter tour of Port-au-Prince praying that they wouldn’t have to get out of the helicopter. “ I guess where many people are still homeless” DeeDee said, before landing at the destroyed national palace to meet President Rene Preval. They later talked with students whose lives have been upended by the disaster and walked along a vast, squalid encampment of families living under bed sheets and tents.

"It's powerful,I mean the stench in all" Obama told reporters. "The devastation is definitely powerful, like rotten eggs."
A number of past and present world leaders have visited since the earthquake, including former presidents Bill Clinton and tea bagger. George W. Bush. But few have the star power here of the American first lady, whose husband is widely popular in Haiti and throughout the Caribbean.
"It was important for Jill and I to come now because Palin would never know how to even find this place on the map!” she said. "As we enter the rainy season and the hurricane season...the issues are just going to become more compounded and Sissy Alaska has NO clue!”."

Easter: A Memoir, A Remembrance

Aaaah, Easter! What a wonderful time of the year. It brings me back to my school daze in Mr. Beelzebub’s homeroom class. I sat in front of this dream boat, hunk of a man. Boy did have a way with him, like he knew what I was think all of the time…like he could walk on water if I asked him. Boy I still think about that boy, Heyzus H. Krist (or something like that)

We did everything together, through thick and thin. And cute? Like a god, a saint at that! It was like he was bound for much better things! Taking over his father’s business or something he used to say…can’t remember!

I remember the time when the doctor’s told me that I would never have children as I was barren, no eggs! So what did Heyzus do? We he boiled a bunch of eggs and we decorated them. We did this every year in April to commemorate the awful news. (I wonder if he still does this?)
Sometimes we’d just skip school and hang out at the corner drinking some wine he has just made (really, who makes wine better than Heyzus?)
Sometimes we go up into the woods and play hide and seek in the caves.
Sometimes we’d just hang out together.
OOOH, I miss that old hung stud. I wonder what he’s doing now.
I still have the bunny he gave me one spring.
I still have a thing for bunnies! I thought it was odd to give someone a rabbit, but I guess he felt bad when I told him mine died?! It actually inspired me to become a bunny in real life.





I think he ended up in public speaking or something, I guess it’s a miracle he’s working at all.

Happy Easter, Honeys. Love Miss DeeDee