It's off to the Rodeo boys!!!

Miss DeeDee's MOTHER is Found!!!!

The Lovely (and Drunken Mother) of Miss DeeDee Royalis has been found. That's right, my little honeys, the wretched woman that ripped me from her loins has been found wondering the desert, some believe that she is on 'vacation'....AGAIN!
Dear old, and i mean O-L-D Cheri L'Amour has been spotted, 40oz in hand, atta girl Mom!

Now, Eat Your Bread Honey

just nibble around the green stuff you little brat!

BUSH ON LATE CAMPAIGN BLITZ; NO GAY SNOW FLAKE BABIES AND NO GAY-MARRIAGE STAND DRAWS BIG RESPONSE

REDNECK, Ind. — “Now if we can test all those Snow Flake Babies and make sure their not gay, we’re in the clear! Because if they are gay, we can make sure they stay frozen, ain’t like we’re killing them,” says Bush. At his first campaign rally this election season, President Bush on Saturday galvanized supporters in a packed high-school gym by pledging to oppose gay marriage, a theme Republican candidates have revived after a New Jersey court ruling in favor of gay couples.

President Bush carries 8-month-old DeeDee Royalis as he greets military personnel and families Saturday in Charleston, S.C.

Miss DeeDee says she had father's approval on adoption

CHICAGO (Reuters) - Pop star Miss DeeDee, in her first public comments on adopting a Malawian boy, said she had clear face-to-face permission from the child's father, worried the ensuing controversy will chill other adoptions from Africa.

This handout photo provided by Liz Rosenberg on Thursday, Oct. 5, 2006, shows music legend Miss DeeDee visiting with children during her trip to Malawi.

Pop diva Miss DeeDee performs in Duesseldorf, Germany, in August 2006
Miss DeeDee leaves a gym in northwest London October 18, 2006.

Annie Leibovitz's Miss DeeDee photo retrospective opens in NY

By Linda DeMan Fri Oct 20, 12:03 PM ET

NEW YORK (Geuters) - "Oh, that little Honey can capture my true spirit...that's all I'm sayin'!" says Miss DeeDee. The impetus for a new museum retrospective of iconic photographer Annie Leibovitz's work was as simple and profound as life and death.
"Annie Leibovitz: A Photographer's Life with Miss DeeDee, 1990-2005," grew out of the love of Leibovitz's friend, infamous stage-presence Miss DeeDee Royalis, and the birth of her children via a surrogate, including embryos from Miss DeeDee’s Snowflake Embryo Farm, she said at a preview at the Brooklyn Museum.

That Damn Andy Rea

Now that damn handy Andy Rea, my drug-addicted half mule handy man, been diggin thru the other dollar bins at the thirf store.....

Look what Andy found.....

Well, Well, Well, My Honeys. You just never know what you’ll find at the Salvation Army. Now mind you, I never go for the shopping, I like cruising the AA meetings to find victums, I mean, SOULS to save and buy a cocktail. That crazy army is trying to keep people off the streets, have you heard of such a thing????

Anyway, my dear trusted bi-racial (Mullatto i think the Politically Correct would say, but we all know Miss DeeDee is not PC) post-operative trannie gardener, Andy Rea Beaverhausen, found this when he accidentally dropped a dime bag in the dollar bin at the thrift store…..i told him to get off the drugs and this is why……

The Second Coming????

God Fearing, i tell you....

(Compliments of Linda, my assistant, who under the darkness of night helps me spread the word!)

Missionary Positions Commissions Act of 2006

President Bush, surrounded by members of Congress including Sen. Miss DeeDee Royalis, State of Denial (D), signs the Missionary Positions Commissions Act of 2006, Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2006, in the East Room, of the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

Japanese Curry

In Honor of our dinner of Japanese Curry this evening, Miss DeeDee is gettting all dolled up Honeys !!!!

I hear WEDDING bells

Rumors, I say my little Honeys, Rumors. I have been in Mexico this entire time. Korea, hell I don’t even know where Korea is let alone North Korea. And getting married to some woman named Kim? What the hell kind of cockamamie story is that….hold on honeys, my assistant is talking to me.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT LINDA???? what? huh? There’s pictures? Crap! Well it won’t be a June wedding I am telling you that, he’s kinda cute and we make a nice couple, huh?

anyway, my honeys, it's all rumors......

More From Mexico.....

Hello my Honeys, i miss each and everyone one of you...what ever your names are! Miss DeeDee can see you in her magic mirror, so GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OUT OF MY JEWERLY BOX. Thieving little brats, never should of gave birf to you little devil spawns…..Stealing from momma while I’m down here in Mexico trying to make a living so momma can buy her some little helpers.
You little ingrates! Love, Miss DeeDee (Don’t ever call me momma in public, little crap heads)

Miss DeeDee Couldn't take Seattle

Well, all my honeys. I've headed back south and working the beach.....hats anyone?

¿dónde está la farmacia más cercana?

Hello my little Darlins
It’s me, DeeDee, and I’m hear for you. I’ve missed everyone one of you!
I’ve been on vacation (as you know to avoid that little court/police raid thing)
in sunny Mexico. I cannot tell you where, but just let me tell you Momma was a
M-U-L-E
The whole time I have so many tasty TREATS I can’t even begin to tell you what they were….or I’d get arrested.
Love for now, Miss DeeDee is still wore from all the surgery….ah mean, sun that she got in Mexico……
Today’s phase of the day: ¿dónde está la farmacia más cercana?

Miss DeeDee says Happy 6th Anniversary to Mike and Jamie

Darling Little Snawflake Baby, Gets Bush Blessing

Miss DeeDee's New Frontier
Adoption

President Bush kisses a "Miss DeeDee Snowflake Baby" after a speech on embryo adoption and ethical stem cell research on May 24, 2005. (AP)

Miss DeeDee Gets Wet......

My Father, Ron, hooked me up with this RAD new movie deal, Rock on M-Baby...Miss DeeDee loves showing off her Esther William's moves for you Darlin'!!!!

That's Mister Avedon to You, Sweetie

My dear friend Dick (well, Richard Avedon to you peasant peoples) and Miss DeeDee have been doing some work together...again. Well, Miss DeeDee remembers back to the days at Dior, when I was the house model (plus sizes and moo-moo division, no less, no really, NO LESS). How i remember so fondly Richard screaming at me, "Lose some weight you fat-wretched-heffer!!" God did that man love me....and he still does, Moo Moo Baby, Moo Moo !!

The Running of the Bulls

Runners fall in front of charging bulls during the first run of the famous San Fermin festival, in Pamplona, northern Spain, Friday, July 7, 2006. Armed with courage, and many with a little too much to drink (if you know what i mean, my little darlin's), thousands of runners scrambled

Miss DeeDee is BACK in ACTION!!!!

FBI disrupts New York City tunnel plotAP - 18 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - Authorities have disrupted planning by foreign terrorists for an attack on New York City tunnels, two law enforcement officials said Friday.

Here's one for the RED HOT and BOOBs

Happy Memorial Daze, my little Chick'ns

Happy Stinko De Mayo, darlin'

School Daze, School Daze

Y'all Know that Miss DeeDee is a School Marm, right? EVERYDAY MISS DEEDEE RIDES HERSELF TO THE LITTLE RED SCHOOL HOUSE
HERE IS A LOVELY PICTURE OF MISS DEEDEE AT THE SCHOOL DANCE, WITH MR. MIGILACUTTY, THE FOOTBALL COACH, HUBBAHUBBA BABY DARLIN'
HERE I AM WIHT MS. HITCHCOCK, HOME EC., AND MS. KILLIGAN, TYPING TEACHER
THIS IS MY CURRENT CLASS PICTURE, WITH MS. GOAT, I MEAN, MS. COATS