YES, I'm the One YOU Have Been Looking For

Hello, It's Me, Hello

Hello, Hello......

I've been waiting for YOU all night LONG

Honey, Darlin', Spill it ALL to Miss DeeDee

But, Honey Darlin'.....

The Easter Bunny Sees his Shadow: 6 More Weeks of Winter (or Jesus died for YOUR sins, not Mine!)

A lots of times my little orphaned childrens, they writes my letters and ask….Momma Cho-Cho Ramono, what is the true meaning of Easter? The problem I have with this is who the HELL is giving those damn little rodents my address???
But then Miss Cho-Cho drinks herself blind and thinks about the true meaning of Easter….


No!!! not this Easter image, Dammit this is a family site!!! For Christ sake…I’m talking about Jesus H. Christ, he’s the reason for the season. Oh, Miss Cho-Cho, you nailed that one!

You see my little street urchins, I mean children, most of you don’t realize that Miss Cho-Cho was there!

Miss Cho-Cho was there kneeling at the side of Ju-Ju (that was my pet name for Jesus) as those mean people said it was for MY sins that he was there….stupid Mary Magdalene, she thought she was his favorite…. and this is why Miss Cho-Cho got her some sainthood, Saint Cho-Cho!

I was there when he woke up in the morning and took a stroll from the tomb, and I stay back to take care of ‘things’

Hell, I even looked surprised when he kept walking around talking about the son of god and such…..oooh, girl, she was tripping….
Anyway, my chiltrins, Easter is when Jesus died on the cross for YOUR, not mine, SINS. And every year when the Easter bunny comes, if he sees his shadow there are 6 more weeks of winter. Merry Easter, now Miss Cho-Cho gotta go freeze some of her eggs.

MISS CHO-CHO TO REPLACE TIRED TODAY SHOW HAG

In a non-surprising announcement, the Today Show has announced that Miss Cho-Cho, America's NEW sweetheart, will replace the tired ole' Katie. In other news: Rumours that Miss Cho-Cho is the secret lover of Matt have been denied...but not disspelled

the REAL reason that Delay is stepping down

Miss Cho-Cho found some old photos.......

Stupid Little Frozen Animals

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, DON'T YOU KNOW MISS CHI-CHI NEEDS TO EAT???? HUH???? FORGET THOSE STUPID LITTLE FROZEN RODENTS, THEY'RE DEAD, DEAD I TELL YOU.....YEARS AGO, IF YOU NEED TO GO SEE DEAD FROZEN RODENTS, GO TO A MUSEUM NOT THE MOVIES....GO SEE MY MOVIE, I NEED THE CASH

TURN THE BEAT AROUND

MANY MANY TIMES MY CHIL'TRIN ASKS ME, MISS CHI-CHI (THEY GET THEIR FACE SLAPPED IF THEY CALL ME MOMMA), THEY SAY MISS Cho-Cho WHAT WERE YOU LIKE IN THE OLDEN DAYS, WHAT WAS IT LIKE GROWEN UP ON DAT FARM? FARM???? MISS Cho-Cho DON'T GROWN UP ON NO DAMN FARM, SHE GREW UP AT STUDIO 54....
TURN THE BEAT AROUND MY SISTERS, TURN IT AROUND.....

Miss Chi-Chi's National Treasure

TODAY THE GOV'MENT OF AMERICA DECLARED

MISS CHI-CHI'S VERY OWN

"GRACELAND - HOUSE OF CEMENT"

A NATIONAL LIVING TREASURE

Miss Chi-Chi Knows a Thang-Or-Two about Trailer Beds

It was all the years working for Jeremiah Culpepper down at the RV park that gave ole Miss Chi-Chi the idea to open up her own ALL-Female staffed RV Rentals and Sales.
I think it was all the Upper Deck-Bed test drives that gave Miss Chi-Chi all them sales (or was it the sores) hell, Miss Chi-Chi can’t remember no how. What that little RV biz did for Miss Chi-Chi is to catapult her into minor pamphlet stardom!

Nothing Brings out the Fairy in Miss Chi-Chi like SPRING!!!!!

Vintage Chi-Chi Thursday

Just some vintage Chi-Chi moments for you today......

GO BUY MY RE-RE-RE-RELEASED MUSICAL MOVIES

Taking time out from my oh-so-very-busy schld at the Olympics, I, my dear friends, have found time to hawk my -re-re-re-released videos. so go out and buy the damn things, as ass is tired of releasing these damn things..... what the hell are you doing???? go buy them! DAMN PEOPLE!

DOWN HILL SKIING BABY!!!!

Now that I have all that pesky business of Ice Dancing out of the way, taking the Gold, Silver AND Bronze don'tcha know....... now it's all about the Down Hill Skiing, watch out all you stupid little snow bunnies, Miss Chi-Chi is rolling down the slopes!

LITTLE KWANIE KWAN

Well now that my little black magic worked, that awful little Kwanie Kwan is out of my way, and plan to take over the Olympics is under way! hahahahaha!

GOD BLESS MISS CHI-CHI, OH YEAH, AND AMERICA

As Miss Chi-Chi is gearing up for her Olympic events, make sure you check back for highlights, she want to make sure the WORLD knows that she is an American. And as an AMERICAN, she finds the best thing in the world is being an Athletic Supporter, as well as a participating athlete!
Here are a few pictures from the opening ceremony in Turino, let me just tell you I was a busy GIRL!