I hear WEDDING bells

Rumors, I say my little Honeys, Rumors. I have been in Mexico this entire time. Korea, hell I don’t even know where Korea is let alone North Korea. And getting married to some woman named Kim? What the hell kind of cockamamie story is that….hold on honeys, my assistant is talking to me.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT LINDA???? what? huh? There’s pictures? Crap! Well it won’t be a June wedding I am telling you that, he’s kinda cute and we make a nice couple, huh?

anyway, my honeys, it's all rumors......

More From Mexico.....

Hello my Honeys, i miss each and everyone one of you...what ever your names are! Miss DeeDee can see you in her magic mirror, so GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OUT OF MY JEWERLY BOX. Thieving little brats, never should of gave birf to you little devil spawns…..Stealing from momma while I’m down here in Mexico trying to make a living so momma can buy her some little helpers.
You little ingrates! Love, Miss DeeDee (Don’t ever call me momma in public, little crap heads)

Miss DeeDee Couldn't take Seattle

Well, all my honeys. I've headed back south and working the beach.....hats anyone?

¿dónde está la farmacia más cercana?

Hello my little Darlins
It’s me, DeeDee, and I’m hear for you. I’ve missed everyone one of you!
I’ve been on vacation (as you know to avoid that little court/police raid thing)
in sunny Mexico. I cannot tell you where, but just let me tell you Momma was a
M-U-L-E
The whole time I have so many tasty TREATS I can’t even begin to tell you what they were….or I’d get arrested.
Love for now, Miss DeeDee is still wore from all the surgery….ah mean, sun that she got in Mexico……
Today’s phase of the day: ¿dónde está la farmacia más cercana?

Miss DeeDee says Happy 6th Anniversary to Mike and Jamie

Darling Little Snawflake Baby, Gets Bush Blessing

Miss DeeDee's New Frontier
Adoption

President Bush kisses a "Miss DeeDee Snowflake Baby" after a speech on embryo adoption and ethical stem cell research on May 24, 2005. (AP)

Miss DeeDee Gets Wet......

My Father, Ron, hooked me up with this RAD new movie deal, Rock on M-Baby...Miss DeeDee loves showing off her Esther William's moves for you Darlin'!!!!

That's Mister Avedon to You, Sweetie

My dear friend Dick (well, Richard Avedon to you peasant peoples) and Miss DeeDee have been doing some work together...again. Well, Miss DeeDee remembers back to the days at Dior, when I was the house model (plus sizes and moo-moo division, no less, no really, NO LESS). How i remember so fondly Richard screaming at me, "Lose some weight you fat-wretched-heffer!!" God did that man love me....and he still does, Moo Moo Baby, Moo Moo !!

The Running of the Bulls

Runners fall in front of charging bulls during the first run of the famous San Fermin festival, in Pamplona, northern Spain, Friday, July 7, 2006. Armed with courage, and many with a little too much to drink (if you know what i mean, my little darlin's), thousands of runners scrambled

Miss DeeDee is BACK in ACTION!!!!

FBI disrupts New York City tunnel plotAP - 18 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - Authorities have disrupted planning by foreign terrorists for an attack on New York City tunnels, two law enforcement officials said Friday.

Here's one for the RED HOT and BOOBs

Happy Memorial Daze, my little Chick'ns

Happy Stinko De Mayo, darlin'

School Daze, School Daze

Y'all Know that Miss DeeDee is a School Marm, right? EVERYDAY MISS DEEDEE RIDES HERSELF TO THE LITTLE RED SCHOOL HOUSE
HERE IS A LOVELY PICTURE OF MISS DEEDEE AT THE SCHOOL DANCE, WITH MR. MIGILACUTTY, THE FOOTBALL COACH, HUBBAHUBBA BABY DARLIN'
HERE I AM WIHT MS. HITCHCOCK, HOME EC., AND MS. KILLIGAN, TYPING TEACHER
THIS IS MY CURRENT CLASS PICTURE, WITH MS. GOAT, I MEAN, MS. COATS

YES, I'm the One YOU Have Been Looking For

Hello, It's Me, Hello

Hello, Hello......

I've been waiting for YOU all night LONG

Honey, Darlin', Spill it ALL to Miss DeeDee

But, Honey Darlin'.....

The Easter Bunny Sees his Shadow: 6 More Weeks of Winter (or Jesus died for YOUR sins, not Mine!)

A lots of times my little orphaned childrens, they writes my letters and ask….Momma Cho-Cho Ramono, what is the true meaning of Easter? The problem I have with this is who the HELL is giving those damn little rodents my address???
But then Miss Cho-Cho drinks herself blind and thinks about the true meaning of Easter….


No!!! not this Easter image, Dammit this is a family site!!! For Christ sake…I’m talking about Jesus H. Christ, he’s the reason for the season. Oh, Miss Cho-Cho, you nailed that one!

You see my little street urchins, I mean children, most of you don’t realize that Miss Cho-Cho was there!

Miss Cho-Cho was there kneeling at the side of Ju-Ju (that was my pet name for Jesus) as those mean people said it was for MY sins that he was there….stupid Mary Magdalene, she thought she was his favorite…. and this is why Miss Cho-Cho got her some sainthood, Saint Cho-Cho!

I was there when he woke up in the morning and took a stroll from the tomb, and I stay back to take care of ‘things’

Hell, I even looked surprised when he kept walking around talking about the son of god and such…..oooh, girl, she was tripping….
Anyway, my chiltrins, Easter is when Jesus died on the cross for YOUR, not mine, SINS. And every year when the Easter bunny comes, if he sees his shadow there are 6 more weeks of winter. Merry Easter, now Miss Cho-Cho gotta go freeze some of her eggs.

MISS CHO-CHO TO REPLACE TIRED TODAY SHOW HAG

In a non-surprising announcement, the Today Show has announced that Miss Cho-Cho, America's NEW sweetheart, will replace the tired ole' Katie. In other news: Rumours that Miss Cho-Cho is the secret lover of Matt have been denied...but not disspelled

the REAL reason that Delay is stepping down

Miss Cho-Cho found some old photos.......

Stupid Little Frozen Animals

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, DON'T YOU KNOW MISS CHI-CHI NEEDS TO EAT???? HUH???? FORGET THOSE STUPID LITTLE FROZEN RODENTS, THEY'RE DEAD, DEAD I TELL YOU.....YEARS AGO, IF YOU NEED TO GO SEE DEAD FROZEN RODENTS, GO TO A MUSEUM NOT THE MOVIES....GO SEE MY MOVIE, I NEED THE CASH