The Good Old Days of Black and Whites

Every now and then, one of my honeys asks me….Miss DeeDee, what was it like during the days when everything was black and white….and the first thing I think to myself is, “Shut the Hell Up!!! Miss DeeDee has a pounding headache and if you don’t stop bothering me I’m going to give you a pounding…”
But then I think, Miss DeeDee these little honeys are just starving for attention and then I wish they were never born (or at least sold off when they were young……) God, I miss the good ole days!
Who loves ya, Honeys? Well, Miss DeeDee, that’s who!

School Marm....I Love those little Honeys, I do!

Dredged Up from the Past

Well, Well, my little Honeys. Miss DeeDee was feeling nostaglic for the past and thought she would pull some of her favorite paintings out of the vault....gotta run, honeys, who loves ya more than me?

Get to the Movies, Honeys, Miss DeeDee needs that Cash!

Oh, HONEY....Vegas, Vegas, Vegas Babies

Well, Honeys, as they say, “ What you get in Vegas…will take a round of ten penicillin shots to cure and may leaving scarring…..” WHHHA hoooo!!!!!!! I so want to tell each of you what went on while ole Miss DeeDee was visiting her friends, Dean and Sammy, but once again they have pictures and have threatened to release them, so…love ya honeys, here are some pictures….ta-tah! kisses, kisses!

Mile High Air Mattress....

Well, honeys, Miss DeeDee was sitting here think back to the good ole daze when she was courting a young Amelia Earhart. Now some of you might not be old enough to remember but let me tell you Miss DeeDee is… Back in the early days of flying, you see, I was they called a Mile High Mattress, or Stewardess, or Idiot with the Drink Cart, and sometimes that Skank in the Bathroom giving out Freebies….but I digress…
Back in the early days of flight, right after the Dinosaurs dies Miss DeeDee had to work for a living, and if I’m going to make some good bucks on my back, well Honeys, I might as well do it in the air! So I took to the friendly skies, which aren’t so friendly and when you’re up there is sure is hell ain’t blue, unless you look at my butt….but I digress, Honeys. Well I thought I would share some pictures of my time in the air because I know all of you just can’t get enough of me and for those who can, well look anyway, Honeys, or I’ll show up at your sweet little corner office and scream that I am pregnant with your child…tootles, honeys, Who’s here for You?

Adult Underwear Modeling Days

Some of you might not remember my former modeling days with hottie, Lisa Nowak!
Eat your heart out Tyra!

Bizarre Love Triangle, Leads to Murder Charges

This combination photo shows NASA Astronaut Miss DeeDee Royalis (L) and William Oefelein (M) and Lt. Goofy (R) in their official NASA portraits. Miss DeeDee Royalis, a very UN-married U.S. astronaut was accused on February 6, 2007 of trying to kidnap and kill a rival for the affections of a fellow astronaut after a bizarre 950-mile drive wearing diapers to confront the Disney Character.

Miss DeeDee Royalis, seen here in her arrest photo, no worse for the wear

Here, Miss DeeDee Royalis, posed outside one of her famous SnowFlake baby farms. She secretly ran these farms for years under the 1st Bush reign.

This photo takens weeks before her bizzare arrest show Miss DeeDee the model of suburban bliss....

If Miss DeeDee were a M&M character.....

OOOH, the CAT fights. Now even Miss DeeDee weighs in with Trump

Who can FORGET the Marole Cinkin

As I trip down Mammary Lane, how can I forget my long running TV show The Marole Cinkin Show? Ahhhh, What lovely and warm Mammaries I have of performing day in and day out on that damn show! That GAWD I never brought those devil spawn children of mine on that show…I am sure that they would be trying to get royalties from me…ungrates, all of them. I have a mind to Thaw the rest of my little SnowFlake Babies…! SOMEONE GET ME A COCKTAIL..............







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