New Hoof-and-Mouth Report in Britain On Miss DeeDee's Farm

By Wayne Dupree, Associated Pres Righter

LONDON - "We have restricted the disease to a limited area of my farm," Miss DeeDee Roaylis said. "The risk of it spreading out of these areas is low, if not negligible. Just have a cocktail, you stupids fools, not like we have hooves!?"

Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who Royalis calls a damn liar, said Friday that Hoof-and-Mouth disease had been contained within a small farm in England, despite tests for a suspected new outbreak in a herd several miles from the initial cluster of cases.

The news raised fears the virus was spreading beyond the area of the original outbreak, despite strict measures to contain it. However, the farmer affected said (s)he was confident his/her animals did not have hoof-and-mouth, and officials said they were optimistic the disease had not spread beyond the southern county of Surrey where it was first discovered last week.

To The Moon....Alice!!!

Drunken astronauts allowed to fly, panel says
Report mentions ‘heavy use of alcohol’ immediately before flight

NASA let Miss DeeDee fly drunk on at least two occasions, an independent panel said in a report released Friday.

The report gave no names and did not say when the drinking occurred, but these pictures were discovered on the internet...

A fitting finale for Hairy Potter

Clearly, since this is the last chapter, DeeDee Roylais decided to go all out.

It may not be the longest book in the series, but "Hairy Potter and the Black-Out Temple, 69" definitely packs the most punch. The drama starts on the first page and continues practically throughout the entire story.

With Book 69, Royalis brings her phenomenally successful series about the young wizard to a close. And what a close it is.

My Little Kids....

I can't say anything elsebut I think this man should be skined alive and left to be eaten in a shelter by a bunch of pit bulls....what the hell is wrong with people that they think this is ok???????
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From the Good Ole' Daze of Black and White TV

Some of you might remember, and you damn sure better, my golden dazes in black and white TV....that is before they put color on TV
like....
Leave it To Beaver

The Dick Van Dyke Show


and my favorite...Save Room For Daddy

The REAL Deal with Bastille

Well, Happy Bastille Day, Honeys.....I thought I would share some important actual pictures of my great, great, grandmother Marie Anthony-ette.....Grand QUEEN of France who's famous quote, "Let them eat Soap Cakes, those little Bastards!" lives on forever......Viva Latta France, I always say....R-vor, that's french for Good-bye, Honeys

The Good Old Days of Black and Whites

Every now and then, one of my honeys asks me….Miss DeeDee, what was it like during the days when everything was black and white….and the first thing I think to myself is, “Shut the Hell Up!!! Miss DeeDee has a pounding headache and if you don’t stop bothering me I’m going to give you a pounding…”
But then I think, Miss DeeDee these little honeys are just starving for attention and then I wish they were never born (or at least sold off when they were young……) God, I miss the good ole days!
Who loves ya, Honeys? Well, Miss DeeDee, that’s who!

School Marm....I Love those little Honeys, I do!

Dredged Up from the Past

Well, Well, my little Honeys. Miss DeeDee was feeling nostaglic for the past and thought she would pull some of her favorite paintings out of the vault....gotta run, honeys, who loves ya more than me?

Get to the Movies, Honeys, Miss DeeDee needs that Cash!

Oh, HONEY....Vegas, Vegas, Vegas Babies

Well, Honeys, as they say, “ What you get in Vegas…will take a round of ten penicillin shots to cure and may leaving scarring…..” WHHHA hoooo!!!!!!! I so want to tell each of you what went on while ole Miss DeeDee was visiting her friends, Dean and Sammy, but once again they have pictures and have threatened to release them, so…love ya honeys, here are some pictures….ta-tah! kisses, kisses!

Mile High Air Mattress....

Well, honeys, Miss DeeDee was sitting here think back to the good ole daze when she was courting a young Amelia Earhart. Now some of you might not be old enough to remember but let me tell you Miss DeeDee is… Back in the early days of flying, you see, I was they called a Mile High Mattress, or Stewardess, or Idiot with the Drink Cart, and sometimes that Skank in the Bathroom giving out Freebies….but I digress…
Back in the early days of flight, right after the Dinosaurs dies Miss DeeDee had to work for a living, and if I’m going to make some good bucks on my back, well Honeys, I might as well do it in the air! So I took to the friendly skies, which aren’t so friendly and when you’re up there is sure is hell ain’t blue, unless you look at my butt….but I digress, Honeys. Well I thought I would share some pictures of my time in the air because I know all of you just can’t get enough of me and for those who can, well look anyway, Honeys, or I’ll show up at your sweet little corner office and scream that I am pregnant with your child…tootles, honeys, Who’s here for You?