Thursday, May 06, 2010

DeeDee Needs a New Style

Please Let Miss DeeDee know which in you think is the best?!

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Michelle Obama visits earthquake-ravaged Haiti

AP – First lady DeeDee Royalis Hussein Obama, left, and Haiti's first lady Elisabeth Embrossis greet children at a center …
By JONATHAN M. KDogz, Associated Press Writer – 1 hr 23 mins ago
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti – First lady DeeDee Royalis Hussein Obama made a surprise visit Tuesday to the ruins of the Haitian capital, a high-profile reminder that hundreds of thousands remain in desperate straits three months after the earthquake.
Although DeeDee was over heard saying, “please God, don’t let one of those urchins tough me!”The first lady and Jill Biden, wife of Vice President Joe Biden, took a helicopter tour of Port-au-Prince praying that they wouldn’t have to get out of the helicopter. “ I guess where many people are still homeless” DeeDee said, before landing at the destroyed national palace to meet President Rene Preval. They later talked with students whose lives have been upended by the disaster and walked along a vast, squalid encampment of families living under bed sheets and tents.

"It's powerful,I mean the stench in all" Obama told reporters. "The devastation is definitely powerful, like rotten eggs."
A number of past and present world leaders have visited since the earthquake, including former presidents Bill Clinton and tea bagger. George W. Bush. But few have the star power here of the American first lady, whose husband is widely popular in Haiti and throughout the Caribbean.
"It was important for Jill and I to come now because Palin would never know how to even find this place on the map!” she said. "As we enter the rainy season and the hurricane season...the issues are just going to become more compounded and Sissy Alaska has NO clue!”."

Friday, April 02, 2010

Easter: A Memoir, A Remembrance

Aaaah, Easter! What a wonderful time of the year. It brings me back to my school daze in Mr. Beelzebub’s homeroom class. I sat in front of this dream boat, hunk of a man. Boy did have a way with him, like he knew what I was think all of the time…like he could walk on water if I asked him. Boy I still think about that boy, Heyzus H. Krist (or something like that)

We did everything together, through thick and thin. And cute? Like a god, a saint at that! It was like he was bound for much better things! Taking over his father’s business or something he used to say…can’t remember!

I remember the time when the doctor’s told me that I would never have children as I was barren, no eggs! So what did Heyzus do? We he boiled a bunch of eggs and we decorated them. We did this every year in April to commemorate the awful news. (I wonder if he still does this?)
Sometimes we’d just skip school and hang out at the corner drinking some wine he has just made (really, who makes wine better than Heyzus?)
Sometimes we go up into the woods and play hide and seek in the caves.
Sometimes we’d just hang out together.
OOOH, I miss that old hung stud. I wonder what he’s doing now.
I still have the bunny he gave me one spring.
I still have a thing for bunnies! I thought it was odd to give someone a rabbit, but I guess he felt bad when I told him mine died?! It actually inspired me to become a bunny in real life.





I think he ended up in public speaking or something, I guess it’s a miracle he’s working at all.

Happy Easter, Honeys. Love Miss DeeDee

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

DeeDee Royalis: My Kids Are Struggling

Originally posted Monday October 19, 2009 03:10 PM EDT

DeeDee Royalis and kids Photo by: Brian Fartnery / Fleesnet

As their parents continue to make tabloid headlines – Jon faces contempt charges for taking money out of a joint account, while DeeDee has just lost the reality show franchise that made her famous – the eight children of Jon and DeeDee Royalis are starting to feel the effects of all the stress.
In a new article posted on Vanity Fair.com, DeeDee reveals her brood has been "acting out" lately – but she is hopeful it's a phase that will pass as the kids adjust to their life with divorced parents.

“WTF???? I'm trying to give them the grace to see, if they’re acting out of line, I'm trying to look deeper into why that is," she says in the article. "Why the kids are acting out. Cause it’s all inter-related. I mean, they don’t see it, but it’s all interconnected."

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Jesus is My Coach - Limited Edition Figurines!

NOW AVAILABLE...For a Limited Time and, as you guessed, Limited Edition:

Miss DeeDee Inspirational Figurines
Miss DeeDee Walks With Jesus and Plays Sports with Him!




Ted Kennedy...R.I.P...Honey!

OOOOH, Ted! What a great summer I had as a campaign intern and all those drives along Chappaquiddick….aaaah, I will miss you Honey!


RIP Honey, Tell Jack and Jackie Hellllooooo for me!

Happy Chris Burke, I love uuooooo!

Chris Burke, born TODAY in 1965 is one of the great American actors! Most notably starring are the loveable character Charles “Corky” Thatcher on the television series Miss DeeDee’s Life Goes On Without You! Miss DeeDee starred as the unloving, uncaring teacher. Happy Birthday, I Love uuuuop


EXTRA BONUS!
Here is a lovely picture of Corkie with my twin brothers, Danni and Davi (unfortunately Davi died in an tragic unexplained accident)

Friday, August 21, 2009

Project Runaway...back on the RUN!!!!


Miss DeeDee and Tim Gunn Return to the Catwalk
Hosted by supermodel and fashion maven Miss DeeDee, the hit series provides budding designers with an opportunity to launch their careers in fashion, under the watchful eye of mentor and Liz Claiborne Chief Creative Officer, Tim Gunn. The wildly successful competition reality series has proven to be one of television’s most talked-about shows and was the highest-rated reality competition on all of cable for 2008.





Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Miss DeeDee gopt skinny going on, Honeys!


SIZE 6?!!!!!? According to who? Size expert Karen Carpenter? Okay, there's no denying that Miss DeeDee Royalis aborted a ton of alcohol, but she needs to stop with the size 6 shit. Maybe her vagigi is a size six, but come on.... Homegirl must be doing that new kind of math.

Miss DeeDee is on the cover of this week's OK! Magazine declaring that she lost 141 pounds due to "diet and exercise...ok, and lets get real people I had a lump of fat sucked out of me the size of a small country!" Okay, Star Jones.

DeeDee, who is 4'1", said she went from a dress size 16 to a size 1 and cut 10+inches off her waist (well the surgeon cut it off) from working with a trainer, throwing up and eating healthy meals delivered to her by a company named Fresh Diet.

"Rock on Fatties, I'm skinny now, honeys" yell Miss DeeDee.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Summer Block Busters


The Ugly Truth
DeeDee Richter is a romantically challenged morning show producer whose search for Mr. Perfect has left her hopelessly single. She's in for a rude awakening when her bosses team her with Mike Chadway, a hardcore TV personality who promises to spill the ugly truth on what makes men love her.


The Time Traveler’s Wife
DeeDee has been in love with Henry her entire life. She believes they are destined to be together, even though she never knows when they will be separated: Henry is a time traveler--cursed with a rare genetic anomaly that causes him to live his life on a shifting timeline, skipping back and forth through his lifespan with no control. Despite the fact that Henry's travels force them apart with no warning,...


Orphan
The tragic loss of their unborn child has devastated Kate and John, taking a toll on both their marriage and Kate's fragile psyche as she is plagued by nightmares and haunted by demons from her past. Struggling to regain some semblance of normalcy in their lives, the couple decides to adopt another child. At the local orphanage, both John and Kate find themselves strangely drawn to a young girl

DeeDee and Julia
Based on two true stories, "DeeDee & Julia" intertwines the lives of two ‘women’ who, though separated by time and space, are both at loose ends until they discover that with the right combination of passion, fearlessness and butter, anything is possible.

Funny People
DeeDee Royalis is a famous stand-up comedian who learns that she has a terminal illness and less than a year to live. When, she meets Ira, a struggling comedian at a comedy club where both the comedians are performing, DeeDee hires Ira into prostitution and opening act at his performances. The two forge a close friendship as George helps Ira with his career and Ira helps George find closure...

District 69
Sixty Nine years ago, aliens made first contact with Earth. Humans waited for the hostile attack, or the giant advances in technology. Neither came. Instead, the aliens were refugees, the last survivors of their home world. The creatures were set up in a makeshift home in South Africa's District 69 as the world's nations argued over what to do with them.