Away With The Mangy!!!!!!

Away with the mangy and split from the feds……Little Miss DeeDee Lay down her sweet head…..MERRY FRICKING JESUS-DAY, Honeys

Miss DeeDee Gets Into the Christmas Spirit

Cheri L'Amour Sings with Yoko

Gabcast! Miss DeeDee Royalis Loves You Honey #3

Toyland, Toyland........

It was weeks before Christmas
And all through the malls,

All the children were frightened;
The moms were appalled!

It seems all the elves
Were different this year;

What’s up with those outfits?
What’s up with that hair?

They kicked all the parents
They screamed at them, too

Pick pocketed money,
And one smelled of booze!

Cell Phone Use Doesn't Boost Cancer Risk; Land lines do!

Cell Phone Use Doesn't Boost Cancer Risk. Land lines Do!

TUESDAY, Dec. 5 (HealthDay News) -- Fears that cell phones might cause cancer appear to be all talk, researchers report.
A major new Danish study finds no link between short- or long-term use of the devices and risks for malignancy.

Ok, Who could ever forget this one.......

Oldies but Goodies

Well it's the Holidays Honey, and my arse is worn out! So in celebration of the holidays i rehashing old crap.....I mean VINTAGE DEEDEE, Honeys. Who loves ya????

Miss DeeDee's Mom (Cheri L'Amour) Sings....

Miss DeeDee Royalis Loves You Honey #1

Bush meets Czech leader in Jordan today

U.S. President George W. Bush, left, talks with the President of the Czech Republic Miss DeeDee Royalis-Klaus, right, before they take the Official Photo of the NATO Heads of State at the NATO Summit in Riga, Latvia Wednesday, Nov. 29.

Miss DeeDee Gotti's grandson arrested on drug charges

DIX HILLS, N.Y. - "They're My F*%^$#ING GRANDMOTHER'S PILLS, NOT MINE!!!!" screamed Frank when he was carted off to jail.

Frank Agnello, shown here with his grandmother DeeDEE and two brothers on the reality TV show "Growing Up Gotti," was arrested earlier this month on drug charges, police said.
Agnello, 16, was found with marijuana, OxyContin, Zanax, Diet Pills, Asprin, Ambien, Acid, Extasy, Ludes, morphine pills (and some 'other stuff' belonging to his grandmother) when authorities pulled him over on a Long Island road for failing to heed a stop sign, Suffolk County police Lt. Donato Mignone said Monday.

Wal-Mart to enter India in Bharti retail venture

NEW DELHI (GReuters) - Wal-Mart Stores Inc, the world's biggest retailer, will enter India's retail market as Wal-Marta through a joint venture with Bharti Enterprises, adding its logistics expertise to the conglomerate's knowledge of the local market. Miss DeeDee Royalisbad has been chosen as their spokes model. When asked why they wouldn't be using the 'Flying Yellow Smiley Face' India Wal-Marta officials said, "Why would you use that stupid thing when you have Miss DeeDee, she is as sacred like Cow!"

The Marcy's Day Parade

Well Once again, my favorite store Marcy’s in the glorious vacation town of Snatchez, Mississippi (my sort-of Home Town, well one I haven’t been run out of…..) has included me in their annual The Day After Thanksgiving Parade. As a wonderful shop of clothes for Plus Size Gals, it is always an honor that they choose to honor a slim, petite girl like me…kisses Honeys!

Gobble, Gobble, Honeys

GOBBLE, GOBBLE...HONEYS

Every year around this time, Miss DeeDee likes to remember her good ole times as a Child Model. Here are some of my favorite Thanksgiving Cards for you to copy and send to your friends. Spread the Love, honeys

Tom and DeeDee's Bloody Hangover, Dagnabbit...WE KNOW WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS FAMILY

...WE KNOW WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS FAMILY

With the wedding over, and fireworks shot (disappointingly Miss DeeDee adds, Poor Tommy)
The post-wedding-bliss couple has released their official wedding photo to the press, Miss DeeDee got an almost-first-hand exclusive, by finding it on the web like everyone else...
*#!!!***#!

Cruise, Royalis exchange vows in Bakersfield, CA

All 5 of the adoring fans were outside the Motel 6 to greet them


Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise and Royalis, see here in her car, tied the knot at a storybook Italian castle before glitterati from the worlds of cinema, sports and music.
US actress Miss DeeDee Royalis looks from a window of the Motel 6 Castle in Bakersfield, CA, near Richland, while she holds her daughter Suri, with the Fringe on top.
The evening ceremony was performed by a Scientology minister in front of more than 150 relatives and friends, the couple's publicists said.

Bush compares U.S. wars in Vietnam to Romance with President Minh DeeDee

President Bush meets Vietnam's President Nguyen Minh DeeDee Triet at the presidential palace in Hanoi November 17, 2006. (Kham/Reuters)

Rare Miss Groovy Royalis & the Beattles Footage Found!!!

The rare stage appearance of Miss Groovy Royalis & The Beatles perform on the CBS "Ed Sullivan Show" in New York, in this Feb. 9, 1969, file photo. From left, front, are Paul McCartney, George Harrison and John Lennon. Behind Lennon, Miss Groovy Royalis during her short lived tour with the band as the Tamborine Girl. Ringo Starr plays drums in the background. The Beatles' "Love" album is being released on Nov. 21, and is a thorough reinterpretation of their work.

See You In Reno, Honeys

It's off to the Rodeo boys!!!

Miss DeeDee's MOTHER is Found!!!!

The Lovely (and Drunken Mother) of Miss DeeDee Royalis has been found. That's right, my little honeys, the wretched woman that ripped me from her loins has been found wondering the desert, some believe that she is on 'vacation'....AGAIN!
Dear old, and i mean O-L-D Cheri L'Amour has been spotted, 40oz in hand, atta girl Mom!

Now, Eat Your Bread Honey

just nibble around the green stuff you little brat!

BUSH ON LATE CAMPAIGN BLITZ; NO GAY SNOW FLAKE BABIES AND NO GAY-MARRIAGE STAND DRAWS BIG RESPONSE

REDNECK, Ind. — “Now if we can test all those Snow Flake Babies and make sure their not gay, we’re in the clear! Because if they are gay, we can make sure they stay frozen, ain’t like we’re killing them,” says Bush. At his first campaign rally this election season, President Bush on Saturday galvanized supporters in a packed high-school gym by pledging to oppose gay marriage, a theme Republican candidates have revived after a New Jersey court ruling in favor of gay couples.

President Bush carries 8-month-old DeeDee Royalis as he greets military personnel and families Saturday in Charleston, S.C.

Miss DeeDee says she had father's approval on adoption

CHICAGO (Reuters) - Pop star Miss DeeDee, in her first public comments on adopting a Malawian boy, said she had clear face-to-face permission from the child's father, worried the ensuing controversy will chill other adoptions from Africa.

This handout photo provided by Liz Rosenberg on Thursday, Oct. 5, 2006, shows music legend Miss DeeDee visiting with children during her trip to Malawi.

Pop diva Miss DeeDee performs in Duesseldorf, Germany, in August 2006
Miss DeeDee leaves a gym in northwest London October 18, 2006.

Annie Leibovitz's Miss DeeDee photo retrospective opens in NY

By Linda DeMan Fri Oct 20, 12:03 PM ET

NEW YORK (Geuters) - "Oh, that little Honey can capture my true spirit...that's all I'm sayin'!" says Miss DeeDee. The impetus for a new museum retrospective of iconic photographer Annie Leibovitz's work was as simple and profound as life and death.
"Annie Leibovitz: A Photographer's Life with Miss DeeDee, 1990-2005," grew out of the love of Leibovitz's friend, infamous stage-presence Miss DeeDee Royalis, and the birth of her children via a surrogate, including embryos from Miss DeeDee’s Snowflake Embryo Farm, she said at a preview at the Brooklyn Museum.

That Damn Andy Rea

Now that damn handy Andy Rea, my drug-addicted half mule handy man, been diggin thru the other dollar bins at the thirf store.....

Look what Andy found.....

Well, Well, Well, My Honeys. You just never know what you’ll find at the Salvation Army. Now mind you, I never go for the shopping, I like cruising the AA meetings to find victums, I mean, SOULS to save and buy a cocktail. That crazy army is trying to keep people off the streets, have you heard of such a thing????

Anyway, my dear trusted bi-racial (Mullatto i think the Politically Correct would say, but we all know Miss DeeDee is not PC) post-operative trannie gardener, Andy Rea Beaverhausen, found this when he accidentally dropped a dime bag in the dollar bin at the thrift store…..i told him to get off the drugs and this is why……

The Second Coming????

God Fearing, i tell you....

(Compliments of Linda, my assistant, who under the darkness of night helps me spread the word!)

Missionary Positions Commissions Act of 2006

President Bush, surrounded by members of Congress including Sen. Miss DeeDee Royalis, State of Denial (D), signs the Missionary Positions Commissions Act of 2006, Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2006, in the East Room, of the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

Japanese Curry

In Honor of our dinner of Japanese Curry this evening, Miss DeeDee is gettting all dolled up Honeys !!!!