Wal-Mart to enter India in Bharti retail venture

NEW DELHI (GReuters) - Wal-Mart Stores Inc, the world's biggest retailer, will enter India's retail market as Wal-Marta through a joint venture with Bharti Enterprises, adding its logistics expertise to the conglomerate's knowledge of the local market. Miss DeeDee Royalisbad has been chosen as their spokes model. When asked why they wouldn't be using the 'Flying Yellow Smiley Face' India Wal-Marta officials said, "Why would you use that stupid thing when you have Miss DeeDee, she is as sacred like Cow!"