Sunday, December 02, 2007
Sunday, September 23, 2007
The Mime is in a Box, No! Seriously! He's Dead and in a box!
Marcel Marceau, Famed French Mime and Lover of Miss DeeDee Royalis, Dies…for real
Associated Press-On Nails
Skip Mountbatten
Sep 23, 9:30 AM ET
Famed Partner of Miss DeeDee Royalis, Marcel Marceau, whose lithe gestures and pliant facial expressions revived the art of mime and brought poetry to silence, died Saturday. He was 84.
While not available for comment, Miss DeeDee issued this statement through her lawyers.
“I’m a mime you stupid idiots of course I can’t say anything….Dumb assess!”
While trying to avoid reporters, Miss DeeDee did manage to ‘mime’ a middle finger to the reporters out side of her door. Although she seems to ‘mime’ some words as well, we cannot print those kinds of words….
Offstage, however, he was famously chatty. "Never get a mime talking. He won't stop," he once said.
Associated Press-On Nails
Skip Mountbatten
Sep 23, 9:30 AM ET
Famed Partner of Miss DeeDee Royalis, Marcel Marceau, whose lithe gestures and pliant facial expressions revived the art of mime and brought poetry to silence, died Saturday. He was 84.
While not available for comment, Miss DeeDee issued this statement through her lawyers.
“I’m a mime you stupid idiots of course I can’t say anything….Dumb assess!”
While trying to avoid reporters, Miss DeeDee did manage to ‘mime’ a middle finger to the reporters out side of her door. Although she seems to ‘mime’ some words as well, we cannot print those kinds of words….
Offstage, however, he was famously chatty. "Never get a mime talking. He won't stop," he once said.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Miss DeeDee, once again, takes home an Emmy!
Although Miss DeeDee took home an Emmy last year, she was later arrested and forced to return the Emmy that she stole....
Miss DeeDee Royalis, Actress Extraordinaire, seen here in her sweeping red carpet appearance!
Miss DeeDee Royalis was also honored to be chosen as a high profile presenter with ex-lover Dr. McCrap-his-pants….boy does she hate him and there was no love lose on stage!
Miss DeeDee won the Best Trans-Actress Award for her portrayal as a crotchety old Foster Mother in her auto-biographical movie, “Children of My Corns.” As she graciously accepted her award, Miss DeeDee spouted off to the crowd, “You talentless sucker crow never had a chance.” Right after that, Miss DeeDee fell of the stage and a bottle of Rock-n-Rye fell out from under her dress. She was later arrested for public urination in the back of the auditorium!
Miss DeeDee Royalis, Actress Extraordinaire, seen here in her sweeping red carpet appearance!
Miss DeeDee Royalis was also honored to be chosen as a high profile presenter with ex-lover Dr. McCrap-his-pants….boy does she hate him and there was no love lose on stage!
Miss DeeDee won the Best Trans-Actress Award for her portrayal as a crotchety old Foster Mother in her auto-biographical movie, “Children of My Corns.” As she graciously accepted her award, Miss DeeDee spouted off to the crowd, “You talentless sucker crow never had a chance.” Right after that, Miss DeeDee fell of the stage and a bottle of Rock-n-Rye fell out from under her dress. She was later arrested for public urination in the back of the auditorium!
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Pavarotti given final ovation at tearful funeral
By Beauford T. Pusser 2 hours, 51 minutes ago
MODENA, Italy (Reuters) - About 50,000 mourners paid tribute to Luciano Pavarotti at his funeral in his hometown on Saturday, an event Prime Minister Romano Prodi said made Italy "sad but proud" to salute one of opera's greatest tenors.
Luciano Pavarotti's widow DeeDee Mantovani is pictured at Modena's Romanesque cathedral, before the funeral mass in tribute to Italy's opera superstar Luciano Pavarotti. Music and film stars, top political figures and tens of thousands other just stupid people joined the Italian fiasco.
Irish singer Bono (C) and his mistress Miss DeeDee Royalis arrive to attend Luciano Pavarotti's funeral at the cathedral of Modena September 8, 2007. Miss DeeDee was over heard saying, “that she couldn’t believe that fat f*$#@# lasted this long….”
Italian singer Miss DeeDee squealed like a cat in heat during the funeral of Luciano Pavarotti in the cathedral of Modena. People actually got up and left the building the sound was so horrid!
MODENA, Italy (Reuters) - About 50,000 mourners paid tribute to Luciano Pavarotti at his funeral in his hometown on Saturday, an event Prime Minister Romano Prodi said made Italy "sad but proud" to salute one of opera's greatest tenors.
Luciano Pavarotti's widow DeeDee Mantovani is pictured at Modena's Romanesque cathedral, before the funeral mass in tribute to Italy's opera superstar Luciano Pavarotti. Music and film stars, top political figures and tens of thousands other just stupid people joined the Italian fiasco.
Irish singer Bono (C) and his mistress Miss DeeDee Royalis arrive to attend Luciano Pavarotti's funeral at the cathedral of Modena September 8, 2007. Miss DeeDee was over heard saying, “that she couldn’t believe that fat f*$#@# lasted this long….”
Italian singer Miss DeeDee squealed like a cat in heat during the funeral of Luciano Pavarotti in the cathedral of Modena. People actually got up and left the building the sound was so horrid!
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Fister-Prize Toys with Lead Paint Hazard Recall
There has been a recall announcement for Fister-Prize toys representing various Dimebaglodeon and Sesame Skreet characters. Included are the DeeDee the Explorer and the Tickle-Me-And-I’ll-Pee dolls. While Fister-Prize thinks it’s a lead issue the actual substance could not be identified and thought to pre-date Egyptians.
Please choose from the following options.
1. Cry like the big baby that you are….
2. Take the toy and put it where the sun don’t shine, because I really don’t care
3. Go Buy another damn toy, you little brat
Sunday, August 12, 2007
13th husband of Miss DeeDee,Entertainer, businessman Griffin dies
By Dick DingleBerry, Associated Press Writer
Today at 10:15 am
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Merv Griffin, the big band-era crooner turned impresario who parlayed his "Jeopardy" and "Wheel of Fortune" game shows into a multimillion-dollar empire, died Sunday. He was 82. Many of you will remember him as the 13th, 15th, and periodical lover of the Screen Scarlet Miss DeeDee Roaylis.
His "The Merv Griffin Show" lasted more than 20 years, and Griffin's said his capacity to listen contributed to his success. He does admit, however, that the show would hav lasted longer if he hadn't fired Miss DeeDee. Miss DeeDee appeared on many episodes as the glamourous Show Model.
"If the host is sitting there thinking about his next joke, he isn't drinking enough," Miss DeeDee reasoned in a recent interview.
Miss DeeDee denies any rumors that Merv was gay, "that man was a red hot lover, so what if he like to look at gay porn mags will making wild passionate monkey love with me...does that make you gay????" Miss DeeDee snapped in a recent interview.
Today at 10:15 am
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Merv Griffin, the big band-era crooner turned impresario who parlayed his "Jeopardy" and "Wheel of Fortune" game shows into a multimillion-dollar empire, died Sunday. He was 82. Many of you will remember him as the 13th, 15th, and periodical lover of the Screen Scarlet Miss DeeDee Roaylis.
His "The Merv Griffin Show" lasted more than 20 years, and Griffin's said his capacity to listen contributed to his success. He does admit, however, that the show would hav lasted longer if he hadn't fired Miss DeeDee. Miss DeeDee appeared on many episodes as the glamourous Show Model.
"If the host is sitting there thinking about his next joke, he isn't drinking enough," Miss DeeDee reasoned in a recent interview.
Miss DeeDee denies any rumors that Merv was gay, "that man was a red hot lover, so what if he like to look at gay porn mags will making wild passionate monkey love with me...does that make you gay????" Miss DeeDee snapped in a recent interview.
Friday, August 10, 2007
New Hoof-and-Mouth Report in Britain On Miss DeeDee's Farm
By Wayne Dupree, Associated Pres Righter
LONDON - "We have restricted the disease to a limited area of my farm," Miss DeeDee Roaylis said. "The risk of it spreading out of these areas is low, if not negligible. Just have a cocktail, you stupids fools, not like we have hooves!?"
Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who Royalis calls a damn liar, said Friday that Hoof-and-Mouth disease had been contained within a small farm in England, despite tests for a suspected new outbreak in a herd several miles from the initial cluster of cases.
The news raised fears the virus was spreading beyond the area of the original outbreak, despite strict measures to contain it. However, the farmer affected said (s)he was confident his/her animals did not have hoof-and-mouth, and officials said they were optimistic the disease had not spread beyond the southern county of Surrey where it was first discovered last week.
LONDON - "We have restricted the disease to a limited area of my farm," Miss DeeDee Roaylis said. "The risk of it spreading out of these areas is low, if not negligible. Just have a cocktail, you stupids fools, not like we have hooves!?"
Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who Royalis calls a damn liar, said Friday that Hoof-and-Mouth disease had been contained within a small farm in England, despite tests for a suspected new outbreak in a herd several miles from the initial cluster of cases.
The news raised fears the virus was spreading beyond the area of the original outbreak, despite strict measures to contain it. However, the farmer affected said (s)he was confident his/her animals did not have hoof-and-mouth, and officials said they were optimistic the disease had not spread beyond the southern county of Surrey where it was first discovered last week.
Friday, July 27, 2007
To The Moon....Alice!!!
Drunken astronauts allowed to fly, panel says
Report mentions ‘heavy use of alcohol’ immediately before flight
NASA let Miss DeeDee fly drunk on at least two occasions, an independent panel said in a report released Friday.
The report gave no names and did not say when the drinking occurred, but these pictures were discovered on the internet...
Report mentions ‘heavy use of alcohol’ immediately before flight
NASA let Miss DeeDee fly drunk on at least two occasions, an independent panel said in a report released Friday.
The report gave no names and did not say when the drinking occurred, but these pictures were discovered on the internet...
Saturday, July 21, 2007
A fitting finale for Hairy Potter
Clearly, since this is the last chapter, DeeDee Roylais decided to go all out.
It may not be the longest book in the series, but "Hairy Potter and the Black-Out Temple, 69" definitely packs the most punch. The drama starts on the first page and continues practically throughout the entire story.
With Book 69, Royalis brings her phenomenally successful series about the young wizard to a close. And what a close it is.
It may not be the longest book in the series, but "Hairy Potter and the Black-Out Temple, 69" definitely packs the most punch. The drama starts on the first page and continues practically throughout the entire story.
With Book 69, Royalis brings her phenomenally successful series about the young wizard to a close. And what a close it is.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
My Little Kids....
I can't say anything elsebut I think this man should be skined alive and left to be eaten in a shelter by a bunch of pit bulls....what the hell is wrong with people that they think this is ok???????
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=jc-vickprotest021907&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=jc-vickprotest021907&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
From the Good Ole' Daze of Black and White TV
Some of you might remember, and you damn sure better, my golden dazes in black and white TV....that is before they put color on TV
like....
Leave it To Beaver
The Dick Van Dyke Show
and my favorite...Save Room For Daddy
like....
Leave it To Beaver
The Dick Van Dyke Show
and my favorite...Save Room For Daddy
Saturday, July 14, 2007
The REAL Deal with Bastille
Well, Happy Bastille Day, Honeys.....I thought I would share some important actual pictures of my great, great, grandmother Marie Anthony-ette.....Grand QUEEN of France who's famous quote, "Let them eat Soap Cakes, those little Bastards!" lives on forever......Viva Latta France, I always say....R-vor, that's french for Good-bye, Honeys
Saturday, June 09, 2007
The Good Old Days of Black and Whites
Every now and then, one of my honeys asks me….Miss DeeDee, what was it like during the days when everything was black and white….and the first thing I think to myself is, “Shut the Hell Up!!! Miss DeeDee has a pounding headache and if you don’t stop bothering me I’m going to give you a pounding…”
But then I think, Miss DeeDee these little honeys are just starving for attention and then I wish they were never born (or at least sold off when they were young……) God, I miss the good ole days!
Who loves ya, Honeys? Well, Miss DeeDee, that’s who!
But then I think, Miss DeeDee these little honeys are just starving for attention and then I wish they were never born (or at least sold off when they were young……) God, I miss the good ole days!
Who loves ya, Honeys? Well, Miss DeeDee, that’s who!
Monday, May 28, 2007
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Dredged Up from the Past
Well, Well, my little Honeys. Miss DeeDee was feeling nostaglic for the past and thought she would pull some of her favorite paintings out of the vault....gotta run, honeys, who loves ya more than me?
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