2008 Semi-Hard Candy Droppings Tour

Miss DeeDee kicks off her 2008 Semi-Hard Candy Droppings Tour this week in Topeka! She promises that this will be the best tour since her 1987 Secrets Down-Under Tour. At her age, the decrepit old rock star was quoted as saying, “This Sh*%^& sucks, who cares about the damn fans…they suck!” At which point the has been star farted and passed out. At this time Miss DeeDee is not available for comment.