DeeDee Royalis: My Kids Are Struggling

Originally posted Monday October 19, 2009 03:10 PM EDT

DeeDee Royalis and kids Photo by: Brian Fartnery / Fleesnet

As their parents continue to make tabloid headlines – Jon faces contempt charges for taking money out of a joint account, while DeeDee has just lost the reality show franchise that made her famous – the eight children of Jon and DeeDee Royalis are starting to feel the effects of all the stress.
In a new article posted on Vanity Fair.com, DeeDee reveals her brood has been "acting out" lately – but she is hopeful it's a phase that will pass as the kids adjust to their life with divorced parents.

“WTF???? I'm trying to give them the grace to see, if they’re acting out of line, I'm trying to look deeper into why that is," she says in the article. "Why the kids are acting out. Cause it’s all inter-related. I mean, they don’t see it, but it’s all interconnected."

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Ted Kennedy...R.I.P...Honey!

OOOOH, Ted! What a great summer I had as a campaign intern and all those drives along Chappaquiddick….aaaah, I will miss you Honey!


RIP Honey, Tell Jack and Jackie Hellllooooo for me!

Happy Chris Burke, I love uuooooo!

Chris Burke, born TODAY in 1965 is one of the great American actors! Most notably starring are the loveable character Charles “Corky” Thatcher on the television series Miss DeeDee’s Life Goes On Without You! Miss DeeDee starred as the unloving, uncaring teacher. Happy Birthday, I Love uuuuop


EXTRA BONUS!
Here is a lovely picture of Corkie with my twin brothers, Danni and Davi (unfortunately Davi died in an tragic unexplained accident)

Project Runaway...back on the RUN!!!!

Miss DeeDee and Tim Gunn Return to the Catwalk
Hosted by supermodel and fashion maven Miss DeeDee, the hit series provides budding designers with an opportunity to launch their careers in fashion, under the watchful eye of mentor and Liz Claiborne Chief Creative Officer, Tim Gunn. The wildly successful competition reality series has proven to be one of television’s most talked-about shows and was the highest-rated reality competition on all of cable for 2008.

Miss DeeDee gopt skinny going on, Honeys!

SIZE 6?!!!!!? According to who? Size expert Karen Carpenter? Okay, there's no denying that Miss DeeDee Royalis aborted a ton of alcohol, but she needs to stop with the size 6 shit. Maybe her vagigi is a size six, but come on.... Homegirl must be doing that new kind of math.

Miss DeeDee is on the cover of this week's OK! Magazine declaring that she lost 141 pounds due to "diet and exercise...ok, and lets get real people I had a lump of fat sucked out of me the size of a small country!" Okay, Star Jones.

DeeDee, who is 4'1", said she went from a dress size 16 to a size 1 and cut 10+inches off her waist (well the surgeon cut it off) from working with a trainer, throwing up and eating healthy meals delivered to her by a company named Fresh Diet.

"Rock on Fatties, I'm skinny now, honeys" yell Miss DeeDee.

Summer Block Busters

The Ugly Truth
DeeDee Richter is a romantically challenged morning show producer whose search for Mr. Perfect has left her hopelessly single. She's in for a rude awakening when her bosses team her with Mike Chadway, a hardcore TV personality who promises to spill the ugly truth on what makes men love her.


The Time Traveler’s Wife
DeeDee has been in love with Henry her entire life. She believes they are destined to be together, even though she never knows when they will be separated: Henry is a time traveler--cursed with a rare genetic anomaly that causes him to live his life on a shifting timeline, skipping back and forth through his lifespan with no control. Despite the fact that Henry's travels force them apart with no warning,...


Orphan
The tragic loss of their unborn child has devastated Kate and John, taking a toll on both their marriage and Kate's fragile psyche as she is plagued by nightmares and haunted by demons from her past. Struggling to regain some semblance of normalcy in their lives, the couple decides to adopt another child. At the local orphanage, both John and Kate find themselves strangely drawn to a young girl

DeeDee and Julia
Based on two true stories, "DeeDee & Julia" intertwines the lives of two ‘women’ who, though separated by time and space, are both at loose ends until they discover that with the right combination of passion, fearlessness and butter, anything is possible.

Funny People
DeeDee Royalis is a famous stand-up comedian who learns that she has a terminal illness and less than a year to live. When, she meets Ira, a struggling comedian at a comedy club where both the comedians are performing, DeeDee hires Ira into prostitution and opening act at his performances. The two forge a close friendship as George helps Ira with his career and Ira helps George find closure...

District 69
Sixty Nine years ago, aliens made first contact with Earth. Humans waited for the hostile attack, or the giant advances in technology. Neither came. Instead, the aliens were refugees, the last survivors of their home world. The creatures were set up in a makeshift home in South Africa's District 69 as the world's nations argued over what to do with them.

The Mona Lisa's Mug Shot

When you hear the news that the Mona Lisa is attacked by a crazed russian woman, it make us want to remember some of the worlds greatest paintings of Miss DeeDee. Enjoy my little honeys! (*Did she get the mug at the gift shop or bring it from home?)




Here are some other greats!

Calif. struggles to desegregate its degenerate prison inmates

By DON KEEHOTEEY, Associated Press Writer – Tue Aug 11, 5:53 pm ET
SACRAMENTO, Calif. – The riot that ravaged a Southern California prison and injured 175 inmates began with a fight between black and Hispanic gang members OVER THE PRISON INMATE LOVE INTEREST MISS DEEDEE ROYALIS. This is a stark reminder of the difficulty of race relations behind bars and the challenges of desegregating inmates. It also proves that getting laid is really hard and the inmates are hard up if they are looking to Miss DeeDee for love.

“In the nation's largest state prison system, black, Hispanic, Asian, white, and TRANNY gangs generally don't mix. When they do, trouble typically follows,” says Miss DeeDee, head of the Be-otch Gangsta Gang-bangers gang-a-polopolooza gang (her first one person gang.)

"It isn't that everybody in the inmate population is against integration — they like their teeth, just missing" said Loquonza Letroy Smiff (not his real name but one made up by Miss DeeDee), a 46-year-old black inmate at another prison, Sierra Conservation Center.

Mindful of that, California has for decades segregated inmates by race in their cells, sleeping areas but not showers because of ‘people’ like Miss DeeDee. In general, whole cell blocks and open dormitories are mixed race.

But four years ago, the U.S. Supreme Court found the practice discriminatory, citing Brown Poo v. Board of Education Poo. The court said it wanted to reinforced racial hatred and violence and ordered the state to desegregate its prisons and throw Miss DeeDee into the middle of it all.

Jon is HOT after some DeeDee....Baby Farm Reality show on the horizon...

Just weeks after splitting from his last girlfriend and, oh yeah, his bitchy wife of 10 years, Jonnie Gosselin is back in the spotlight with a new career and a new girlfriend, Miss DeeDee.

Gosselin, 32, turned up in St. Tro-poopoo, and discount resort hand-in-hand with Miss DeeDee Royalis, the daughter of the crack-whore and pimp plastic surgeon who performed Kate’s tummy tuck in 2006.

The lovebirds spent the weekend along the French River so Gosselin could finalize a deal to design his own line of children’s clothing with Ed Hearty designer Christian Agoogoo, but no one knows who this is…. Royalis will also have a hand in creating the kid-friendly fashions.

“She’ll have a lot of input with Christian,” Gosselin told PEOPLE of DeeDee’s involvement. “And I will, too.”

And don’t forget the plus eight — Gosselin tells PEOPLE that his eight kids and a thing of the past, DeeDee (who is now pregnant) will be popping out their own reality show. They are thinking of starting their own orphanage-based reality show, Jon and DeeDee plus…well, who cares!!!!!

A Weakened Ahmadinejado-dingdong Sworn in for a Second Term, tearful thanks to Miss DeeDee!

(APP) By Danni Royalis – 2 hrs 49 mins ago
If Ayatullah Ali KettleKorn's improbable haste in declaring Mahmoud Aboboo Ahmadinejad the winner of Iran's June 12 presidential election seemed unlikely, so was Ahmadinagdong’s thanksful tears directed toward long time love, Miss DeeDee Royalis.

So motivated by a desire to smooth his ally's path to a second term of office, it had quite the opposite effect.

Eight weeks later, as Ahmadinejad was sworn in by Iran's parliament on Aug. 5, the Islamic Republic remains in the grip of an unprecedented political crisis over the legitimacy of both men and trannies - a crisis that shows no sign of abating, either on the streets or inside the corridors of power.

Clinton Meets Miss DeeDee in Korea and departs North Korea with journalists

Posted: Aug 04, 2009 5:07 PM
WASHINGTON (AP’p) - Bill Clinton's spokesman says the former president flew into Korea in an unmarked plane, seen here.

Clinton has left North Korea but was able to take some photos with some people that he had no idea who they were.
Oh, yeah, Miss DeeDee stopped for photo ops with two American journalists who had been held hostage.
Matt McKenna said late Tuesday that Clinton and Miss DeeDee have "safely left North Korea with Laura Ling and Euna Lee." He said they're flying to Los Angeles, where the journalists will be reunited with their families..


The White House is not commenting on the trip but did say the Miss DeeDee made a big difference by being there since Yun Khil Poopoo, or whatever his name be, is sweet on her, well, that’s what she said.