Stupid Little Frozen Animals

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, DON'T YOU KNOW MISS CHI-CHI NEEDS TO EAT???? HUH???? FORGET THOSE STUPID LITTLE FROZEN RODENTS, THEY'RE DEAD, DEAD I TELL YOU.....YEARS AGO, IF YOU NEED TO GO SEE DEAD FROZEN RODENTS, GO TO A MUSEUM NOT THE MOVIES....GO SEE MY MOVIE, I NEED THE CASH

TURN THE BEAT AROUND

MANY MANY TIMES MY CHIL'TRIN ASKS ME, MISS CHI-CHI (THEY GET THEIR FACE SLAPPED IF THEY CALL ME MOMMA), THEY SAY MISS Cho-Cho WHAT WERE YOU LIKE IN THE OLDEN DAYS, WHAT WAS IT LIKE GROWEN UP ON DAT FARM? FARM???? MISS Cho-Cho DON'T GROWN UP ON NO DAMN FARM, SHE GREW UP AT STUDIO 54....
TURN THE BEAT AROUND MY SISTERS, TURN IT AROUND.....

Miss Chi-Chi's National Treasure

TODAY THE GOV'MENT OF AMERICA DECLARED

MISS CHI-CHI'S VERY OWN

"GRACELAND - HOUSE OF CEMENT"

A NATIONAL LIVING TREASURE

Miss Chi-Chi Knows a Thang-Or-Two about Trailer Beds

It was all the years working for Jeremiah Culpepper down at the RV park that gave ole Miss Chi-Chi the idea to open up her own ALL-Female staffed RV Rentals and Sales.
I think it was all the Upper Deck-Bed test drives that gave Miss Chi-Chi all them sales (or was it the sores) hell, Miss Chi-Chi can’t remember no how. What that little RV biz did for Miss Chi-Chi is to catapult her into minor pamphlet stardom!

Nothing Brings out the Fairy in Miss Chi-Chi like SPRING!!!!!

Vintage Chi-Chi Thursday

Just some vintage Chi-Chi moments for you today......

GO BUY MY RE-RE-RE-RELEASED MUSICAL MOVIES

Taking time out from my oh-so-very-busy schld at the Olympics, I, my dear friends, have found time to hawk my -re-re-re-released videos. so go out and buy the damn things, as ass is tired of releasing these damn things..... what the hell are you doing???? go buy them! DAMN PEOPLE!

DOWN HILL SKIING BABY!!!!

Now that I have all that pesky business of Ice Dancing out of the way, taking the Gold, Silver AND Bronze don'tcha know....... now it's all about the Down Hill Skiing, watch out all you stupid little snow bunnies, Miss Chi-Chi is rolling down the slopes!

LITTLE KWANIE KWAN

Well now that my little black magic worked, that awful little Kwanie Kwan is out of my way, and plan to take over the Olympics is under way! hahahahaha!

GOD BLESS MISS CHI-CHI, OH YEAH, AND AMERICA

As Miss Chi-Chi is gearing up for her Olympic events, make sure you check back for highlights, she want to make sure the WORLD knows that she is an American. And as an AMERICAN, she finds the best thing in the world is being an Athletic Supporter, as well as a participating athlete!
Here are a few pictures from the opening ceremony in Turino, let me just tell you I was a busy GIRL!

THE 2006 GRAMMY’S

HERE ARE A FEW OF MISS CHI-CHI’S FAVORITES FOR THIS YEAR’S GRAMMY’S

GO SEEDHAWKS!

IT’S SUPER SERIES TIME, WHO BELIEVES IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN?! WELL, MISS CHI-CHI DOES! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MISS CHI-CHI IS A HUGE SEEDHAWKS FAN; SHE LOVES ALL KINDS OF BASEBALL TEAMS. SHE LOVES IT SO MUCH, SHE IS IN DETROIT RIGHT NOW WARMING UP ON THE SIDE LINES!

The State of Non-Union

Oh, I've got ur back Mister Pres-i-dente.....and i'm real angry, and when i say angry, i mean ur peaches!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, DOG!

TO ALL MY FANS AND THEN SOME, HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR! I JUST LOVE THAT THE YEAR OF THE DOG COMMEMORATES MY FAVORITE DISH!
HAPPY YEAR OF THE DOG! ROOF ROOF ROOF!

Barista Witches

Ok, they’ve done it again! Those Damn Barista’s, aka the Witches of Westlake, continue to screw up my coffee EVERY DAMN MORNING!!!! How, in the name of Flying Monkeys, can it be to make a simple decaf Americano that doesn’t taste like Hunger….Miss Chi-Chi is so not happy today, it’s amazing how such a little thing can effect ur whole day!

I’m switching back to tea!

Miss Chi-Chi SOOOOO very angry!

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY THE WICKED WITCH AND HER FLYING MONKEYS ARE SHOOTING OUT OF UR ASS???!!! LORD ONLY KNOWS HOW MUCH I HATE THE WITCHES OF WESTLAKE!!!

Happy Birthday Virginia, Miss Woolf if ur Nasty!

On this the 124th birthday of Virginia Woolf, I thought to myself and out loud that we should revisit one of my most memorable movie performances. Oh do I remember the torrid affair that I had with my great love Richie….oh, that’s Richard to you common folk. Mister Burton if I’m nasty! Can I ask you, and I will, does it get any better then this?

Miss Chi-Chi has such fond memories, even fonder are the ones that I have made up and sold to the tabloids. Hey, even Miss Chi-Chi gonna make a nickel or two off some old stories, even if they aren’t completely true…oh hell, I make most of this crap up, but don’t tell no one….Miss Chi-Chi gots her reputation to uphold, and when I say uphold, I mean, stay three feet in front of the law!

KICKIN' BACK A 40oz or 2

Some people have asked me many times, they say 'Miss Chi-Cho, what is it that you do all day. How is it that you spend your time, leading such a glamourous life as you do Miss Chi-Chi. Please tell me your secrets!'

Well, my little prying nosey ass fans, Miss Chi-Chi's life is, for the most part, a secret. well, except all the public records down at the court house, but that's a whole different story...
SO STOP PRYING INTO MY LIFE AND ASKING ALL THESE STUPID QUESTIONS...for the love of gawd, get a life and stop trying to suck that last bit of good life I got in me!

I will let you in on a secret....a little one, just to keep you coming back for me you little rodents:
Miss Chi-Chi thinks it's important to stay true to yourself and NEVER forget where you come from....

It's Vintage Miss Chi-Chi Sunday!!!

So every sunday, Miss Chi-Chi will try and pull out some vintage Miss Chi-Chi photos. I hope you remember my VERY brief engagement to that dreadful bore...CHARLES.