Mile High Air Mattress....

Well, honeys, Miss DeeDee was sitting here think back to the good ole daze when she was courting a young Amelia Earhart. Now some of you might not be old enough to remember but let me tell you Miss DeeDee is… Back in the early days of flying, you see, I was they called a Mile High Mattress, or Stewardess, or Idiot with the Drink Cart, and sometimes that Skank in the Bathroom giving out Freebies….but I digress…
Back in the early days of flight, right after the Dinosaurs dies Miss DeeDee had to work for a living, and if I’m going to make some good bucks on my back, well Honeys, I might as well do it in the air! So I took to the friendly skies, which aren’t so friendly and when you’re up there is sure is hell ain’t blue, unless you look at my butt….but I digress, Honeys. Well I thought I would share some pictures of my time in the air because I know all of you just can’t get enough of me and for those who can, well look anyway, Honeys, or I’ll show up at your sweet little corner office and scream that I am pregnant with your child…tootles, honeys, Who’s here for You?

Adult Underwear Modeling Days

Some of you might not remember my former modeling days with hottie, Lisa Nowak!
Eat your heart out Tyra!

Bizarre Love Triangle, Leads to Murder Charges

This combination photo shows NASA Astronaut Miss DeeDee Royalis (L) and William Oefelein (M) and Lt. Goofy (R) in their official NASA portraits. Miss DeeDee Royalis, a very UN-married U.S. astronaut was accused on February 6, 2007 of trying to kidnap and kill a rival for the affections of a fellow astronaut after a bizarre 950-mile drive wearing diapers to confront the Disney Character.

Miss DeeDee Royalis, seen here in her arrest photo, no worse for the wear

Here, Miss DeeDee Royalis, posed outside one of her famous SnowFlake baby farms. She secretly ran these farms for years under the 1st Bush reign.

This photo takens weeks before her bizzare arrest show Miss DeeDee the model of suburban bliss....

If Miss DeeDee were a M&M character.....

OOOH, the CAT fights. Now even Miss DeeDee weighs in with Trump

Who can FORGET the Marole Cinkin

As I trip down Mammary Lane, how can I forget my long running TV show The Marole Cinkin Show? Ahhhh, What lovely and warm Mammaries I have of performing day in and day out on that damn show! That GAWD I never brought those devil spawn children of mine on that show…I am sure that they would be trying to get royalties from me…ungrates, all of them. I have a mind to Thaw the rest of my little SnowFlake Babies…! SOMEONE GET ME A COCKTAIL..............







and WHO can Forget my Lovely Sponser?

Miss Marole Cinkin's Public D-I-V-O-R-C-E

And who can forget the MUCH public and MUCH heat Divorve of Marole Cinkin from her than Husband, Barlan Hutts!

Miss DeeDee and Her Nation Mourns the Passing of Henry Ford!

"Let me tell you, Honeys, he made some nice cars!" Miss DeeDee was quoted as saying during her speech during the funeral service of her ex-boyfriend, Henry Ford.

It so nice of all these people to show up for poor Henry's funeral, to be honest with you, honeys, I thought he was already dead......

Here's one for you Old Henry Ford, that was my little cute nick name for Henry Ford, i used to call him Henry...it was our little secret.....

Happy New Year, Honeys......

Away With The Mangy!!!!!!

Away with the mangy and split from the feds……Little Miss DeeDee Lay down her sweet head…..MERRY FRICKING JESUS-DAY, Honeys

Miss DeeDee Gets Into the Christmas Spirit

Cheri L'Amour Sings with Yoko

Gabcast! Miss DeeDee Royalis Loves You Honey #3

Toyland, Toyland........

It was weeks before Christmas
And all through the malls,

All the children were frightened;
The moms were appalled!

It seems all the elves
Were different this year;

What’s up with those outfits?
What’s up with that hair?

They kicked all the parents
They screamed at them, too

Pick pocketed money,
And one smelled of booze!

Cell Phone Use Doesn't Boost Cancer Risk; Land lines do!

Cell Phone Use Doesn't Boost Cancer Risk. Land lines Do!

TUESDAY, Dec. 5 (HealthDay News) -- Fears that cell phones might cause cancer appear to be all talk, researchers report.
A major new Danish study finds no link between short- or long-term use of the devices and risks for malignancy.

Ok, Who could ever forget this one.......

Oldies but Goodies

Well it's the Holidays Honey, and my arse is worn out! So in celebration of the holidays i rehashing old crap.....I mean VINTAGE DEEDEE, Honeys. Who loves ya????

Miss DeeDee's Mom (Cheri L'Amour) Sings....

Miss DeeDee Royalis Loves You Honey #1

Bush meets Czech leader in Jordan today

U.S. President George W. Bush, left, talks with the President of the Czech Republic Miss DeeDee Royalis-Klaus, right, before they take the Official Photo of the NATO Heads of State at the NATO Summit in Riga, Latvia Wednesday, Nov. 29.

Miss DeeDee Gotti's grandson arrested on drug charges

DIX HILLS, N.Y. - "They're My F*%^$#ING GRANDMOTHER'S PILLS, NOT MINE!!!!" screamed Frank when he was carted off to jail.

Frank Agnello, shown here with his grandmother DeeDEE and two brothers on the reality TV show "Growing Up Gotti," was arrested earlier this month on drug charges, police said.
Agnello, 16, was found with marijuana, OxyContin, Zanax, Diet Pills, Asprin, Ambien, Acid, Extasy, Ludes, morphine pills (and some 'other stuff' belonging to his grandmother) when authorities pulled him over on a Long Island road for failing to heed a stop sign, Suffolk County police Lt. Donato Mignone said Monday.

Wal-Mart to enter India in Bharti retail venture

NEW DELHI (GReuters) - Wal-Mart Stores Inc, the world's biggest retailer, will enter India's retail market as Wal-Marta through a joint venture with Bharti Enterprises, adding its logistics expertise to the conglomerate's knowledge of the local market. Miss DeeDee Royalisbad has been chosen as their spokes model. When asked why they wouldn't be using the 'Flying Yellow Smiley Face' India Wal-Marta officials said, "Why would you use that stupid thing when you have Miss DeeDee, she is as sacred like Cow!"