Miss DeeDee’s Polygamous-sect children ordered to stay in Texas custody

By Marol Kinkin, Ass-ociated Press PooPoo’er 2 hours, 51 minutes ago

SAN ANGELO, Texas - A chaotic two-day hearing ended with Miss DeeDee screaming, “Get me my chilt’rens.” With Miss DeeDee's head dropped low and silent whimpering, the judge ordered that the 416 of Miss DeeDee's own children that were taken from a ranch run by Miss DeeDee’s polygamous sect will stay in state custody for the time being.
State District Judge Barbara Walther heard 21 hours of belly-aching and a lot of false testimony over two days before ruling Friday that the children would be kept in custody while the state continues to investigate allegations of abuse stemming from the Child Labor laws, stem cell research, medical testing, race experiments, positive fontal lobe electrocutions, and oh yeah, the teachings of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Rodrigez of Latter Day Saints.

Miss DeeDee said that she will just go out and have 416 more!

Fidel and DeeDee: We're Moving to Boca!

Long time rumored lovers, Fidel and Miss DeeDee announced today that they will be moving to a high-rise condo in Boca! Although Fidel also announced today that we will be stepping down are dictator of Cuba, His adoring fans screamed with excitement over the news of his engagement to Miss DeeDee!

W & DeeDee travel to Africa

Once again, Miss DeeDee and W travel to new parts of the world that have been just discovered, like Africa. Their plan is to spread Democracy to parts of the new foudn world whether they like it or not. Asked why she felt so strong about spreading the work of the devil (ole' W himslef), Miss DeeDee replied, 'damn if the food ain't good on AirForce One!)

She said she wouldn't do it....

BUT SHE LIED!

Miss DeeDee Royalis is announcing right here, and at a bar near you, that she is in FACT running not only her queen size panty-hose but she is also running for the office of Presidente a la Unitedo Stateso. And since she heard the party was at the Casa D'Caucus right now, well Miss DeeDee just telephon-i-a old Olivia and offered her some old fashion mu'lah, if you know what ole' Miss DeeDee means....She is a shoe-in for first place at the D'Caucus's tonight!

SweDeeDee Todd tops the Movie List with Blockbuster sales

Story about a grisly revenge by Miss DeeDee Royalis, a wo-man unjustly imprisoned by a lecherous queer judge. Royalis returns as barber SweDeeDee Todd and exacts revenge giving bad haircuts and botched Brazilian waxes to unsuspecting customers. The Movie unfolds like a bad dye job, this one is certainly not to be missed!

Miss DeeDee Sings

The Mime is in a Box, No! Seriously! He's Dead and in a box!

Marcel Marceau, Famed French Mime and Lover of Miss DeeDee Royalis, Dies…for real

Associated Press-On Nails
Skip Mountbatten
Sep 23, 9:30 AM ET


Famed Partner of Miss DeeDee Royalis, Marcel Marceau, whose lithe gestures and pliant facial expressions revived the art of mime and brought poetry to silence, died Saturday. He was 84.

While not available for comment, Miss DeeDee issued this statement through her lawyers.
“I’m a mime you stupid idiots of course I can’t say anything….Dumb assess!”


While trying to avoid reporters, Miss DeeDee did manage to ‘mime’ a middle finger to the reporters out side of her door. Although she seems to ‘mime’ some words as well, we cannot print those kinds of words….

Offstage, however, he was famously chatty. "Never get a mime talking. He won't stop," he once said.

Miss DeeDee, once again, takes home an Emmy!

Although Miss DeeDee took home an Emmy last year, she was later arrested and forced to return the Emmy that she stole....
Miss DeeDee Royalis, Actress Extraordinaire, seen here in her sweeping red carpet appearance!


Miss DeeDee Royalis was also honored to be chosen as a high profile presenter with ex-lover Dr. McCrap-his-pants….boy does she hate him and there was no love lose on stage!

Miss DeeDee won the Best Trans-Actress Award for her portrayal as a crotchety old Foster Mother in her auto-biographical movie, “Children of My Corns.” As she graciously accepted her award, Miss DeeDee spouted off to the crowd, “You talentless sucker crow never had a chance.” Right after that, Miss DeeDee fell of the stage and a bottle of Rock-n-Rye fell out from under her dress. She was later arrested for public urination in the back of the auditorium!

Pavarotti given final ovation at tearful funeral

By Beauford T. Pusser 2 hours, 51 minutes ago

MODENA, Italy (Reuters) - About 50,000 mourners paid tribute to Luciano Pavarotti at his funeral in his hometown on Saturday, an event Prime Minister Romano Prodi said made Italy "sad but proud" to salute one of opera's greatest tenors.

Luciano Pavarotti's widow DeeDee Mantovani is pictured at Modena's Romanesque cathedral, before the funeral mass in tribute to Italy's opera superstar Luciano Pavarotti. Music and film stars, top political figures and tens of thousands other just stupid people joined the Italian fiasco.

Irish singer Bono (C) and his mistress Miss DeeDee Royalis arrive to attend Luciano Pavarotti's funeral at the cathedral of Modena September 8, 2007. Miss DeeDee was over heard saying, “that she couldn’t believe that fat f*$#@# lasted this long….”

Italian singer Miss DeeDee squealed like a cat in heat during the funeral of Luciano Pavarotti in the cathedral of Modena. People actually got up and left the building the sound was so horrid!

Fister-Prize Toys with Lead Paint Hazard Recall

There has been a recall announcement for Fister-Prize toys representing various Dimebaglodeon and Sesame Skreet characters. Included are the DeeDee the Explorer and the Tickle-Me-And-I’ll-Pee dolls. While Fister-Prize thinks it’s a lead issue the actual substance could not be identified and thought to pre-date Egyptians.

Please choose from the following options.
1. Cry like the big baby that you are….
2. Take the toy and put it where the sun don’t shine, because I really don’t care
3. Go Buy another damn toy, you little brat

13th husband of Miss DeeDee,Entertainer, businessman Griffin dies

By Dick DingleBerry, Associated Press Writer
Today at 10:15 am

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Merv Griffin, the big band-era crooner turned impresario who parlayed his "Jeopardy" and "Wheel of Fortune" game shows into a multimillion-dollar empire, died Sunday. He was 82. Many of you will remember him as the 13th, 15th, and periodical lover of the Screen Scarlet Miss DeeDee Roaylis.



His "The Merv Griffin Show" lasted more than 20 years, and Griffin's said his capacity to listen contributed to his success. He does admit, however, that the show would hav lasted longer if he hadn't fired Miss DeeDee. Miss DeeDee appeared on many episodes as the glamourous Show Model.



"If the host is sitting there thinking about his next joke, he isn't drinking enough," Miss DeeDee reasoned in a recent interview.

Miss DeeDee denies any rumors that Merv was gay, "that man was a red hot lover, so what if he like to look at gay porn mags will making wild passionate monkey love with me...does that make you gay????" Miss DeeDee snapped in a recent interview.