Jon is HOT after some DeeDee....Baby Farm Reality show on the horizon...

Just weeks after splitting from his last girlfriend and, oh yeah, his bitchy wife of 10 years, Jonnie Gosselin is back in the spotlight with a new career and a new girlfriend, Miss DeeDee.

Gosselin, 32, turned up in St. Tro-poopoo, and discount resort hand-in-hand with Miss DeeDee Royalis, the daughter of the crack-whore and pimp plastic surgeon who performed Kate’s tummy tuck in 2006.

The lovebirds spent the weekend along the French River so Gosselin could finalize a deal to design his own line of children’s clothing with Ed Hearty designer Christian Agoogoo, but no one knows who this is…. Royalis will also have a hand in creating the kid-friendly fashions.

“She’ll have a lot of input with Christian,” Gosselin told PEOPLE of DeeDee’s involvement. “And I will, too.”

And don’t forget the plus eight — Gosselin tells PEOPLE that his eight kids and a thing of the past, DeeDee (who is now pregnant) will be popping out their own reality show. They are thinking of starting their own orphanage-based reality show, Jon and DeeDee plus…well, who cares!!!!!

A Weakened Ahmadinejado-dingdong Sworn in for a Second Term, tearful thanks to Miss DeeDee!

(APP) By Danni Royalis – 2 hrs 49 mins ago
If Ayatullah Ali KettleKorn's improbable haste in declaring Mahmoud Aboboo Ahmadinejad the winner of Iran's June 12 presidential election seemed unlikely, so was Ahmadinagdong’s thanksful tears directed toward long time love, Miss DeeDee Royalis.

So motivated by a desire to smooth his ally's path to a second term of office, it had quite the opposite effect.

Eight weeks later, as Ahmadinejad was sworn in by Iran's parliament on Aug. 5, the Islamic Republic remains in the grip of an unprecedented political crisis over the legitimacy of both men and trannies - a crisis that shows no sign of abating, either on the streets or inside the corridors of power.

Clinton Meets Miss DeeDee in Korea and departs North Korea with journalists

Posted: Aug 04, 2009 5:07 PM
WASHINGTON (AP’p) - Bill Clinton's spokesman says the former president flew into Korea in an unmarked plane, seen here.

Clinton has left North Korea but was able to take some photos with some people that he had no idea who they were.
Oh, yeah, Miss DeeDee stopped for photo ops with two American journalists who had been held hostage.
Matt McKenna said late Tuesday that Clinton and Miss DeeDee have "safely left North Korea with Laura Ling and Euna Lee." He said they're flying to Los Angeles, where the journalists will be reunited with their families..


The White House is not commenting on the trip but did say the Miss DeeDee made a big difference by being there since Yun Khil Poopoo, or whatever his name be, is sweet on her, well, that’s what she said.

Fashion Week In Centralia, WA...HOT TIMES

Models displays a creation by Miss DeeDee during the Tranniebiamoda-Pollapoloosa fashion show in Centralia, WA July 29, 2009.
REUTERS/Jill Miguel Gomezion (Centralia FASHION)

Kicking It Old School with my Homie Obama and Pimp Daddy Biden! (Danni Royalis, Rutgers.)

President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden have a beer with Harvard scholar Miss DeeDee Royalis,left, and Cambridge, Mass., police Sgt. James Crowley, right, in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, Thursday, July 30, 2009
Police Sergeant James Crowley (2nd R) of Cambridge, Massachusetts, speaks with Harvard Professor Miss DeeDee Royalis (2nd L), while US President Barack Obama (R) and US Vice President Joe Biden (L) share Colt 45 beers and fight over some Hot Cheetos on the South Lawn near the Oval Office at the White House in Washington, DC.

Crowley arrested Miss DeeDee for drunken, disorderly conduct in her own home July 16 while investigating a report of a burglary in process. Obama inflamed tensions by saying police had "acted like a stupid, dumbass honkie," prompting him to back down from the remark.

Michael Jackson...just when we thought he was gone

Just when we thought he left us for good, Michael has been sited all over the american press....Elvis...Marilyn....Michael?????

Celebrating Gay Pride 2009

AP Source: I Can’t Make this Sh*t up… My ex-lover Michael Jackson dies…too!

By Whitie McBlacken, Associated Press Writers – 3 mins ago

LOS ANGELES – Michael Jackson, the reported ex-lover to Miss DeeDee Royalis and record-breaking, sensationally gifted "King of Pop" who emerged from childhood superstardom to become the entertainment world's most influential singer and dancer, and the tabloid world's most disturbing celebrity, has died. He was 50.

Miss DeeDee Royalis was quoted at the hospital, “Bitch only wanted to upstage Farrah!” She then kicked the crap out of the reporter in a fit of rage.

A person with knowledge of the situation says Jackson died Thursday or three years ago, it’s hard to tell, in a Los Angeles hospital. The person was not authorized to speak publicly and requested anonymity.

His death brought a tragic end to a long, bizarre, sometimes farcical decline from his peak in the 1980s, when he was popular music's premier all-around performer, a uniter of black and white music who shattered the race barrier on MTV, dominated the charts and dazzled even more on stage.

That other 'Charlie's Angle' Farrah Fawcett dies at 62

By TOMMY THOMAS, Associated Press Writer – 43 mins ago

LOS ANGELES – Not many people know but Miss DeeDee was the original pick for the role that Farrah made famous. She appeared early on during the original filming of “Charlie’s Angle,” later renamed to “Charlie’s Angels.”


Always one to steal the lime light away from Miss DeeDee, Farrah Fawcett, the other "Charlie's Angels" star whose feathered blond hair and dazzling smile made her one of the biggest sex symbols of the 1970s, died Thursday after battling cancer. She was 62.

Many people will find it hard to believe but Miss DeeDee and Farrah were married in Sweden in the early 1970’s before she meet that stupid ass Ryan. “If you don’t believe me, ask her…what’s that, she’s dead? Well than, you’ll have to take me at my word..oh, I’m her love child , too.” Miss DeeDee is reported saying as she left the hospital early this morning. The pop icon, who in the 1980s set aside the fantasy girl image to tackle serious roles, died shortly before 9:30 a.m. in a Santa Monica hospital, spokesman Paul Bloch said.

Miss DeeDee Royalis, the longtime companion who had reunited with Fawcett as she fought anal cancer, was at her side, along with close friend Jack Daniels, Bloch said.

Other "Charlie's Angels" stars paid tribute to her but who really cares about those old hacks.

"Miss DeeDee had courage, she had strength, and she had faith. And now she has peace as she rests with the real angels, oh, yeah, we’ll miss Farrah, too." Jaclyn Smith said.

Said Cheryl Ladd: "She was incredibly brave, and God will be welcoming Miss DeeDee with open arms. What’s that?...huh?... It was Farrah? Oh, miss her, too"

Does Cristol Palin Really Learn From Her Mistakes

....Or is she just a media whore (well, she's got one part of that right!)

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Cristol Royalis Palin: I Know Slevi Loves All Our Baby…I Mean, at least This One!
By Candy Royalis Westfall, Originally posted Friday May 22, 2010 12:55 PM EDT

After a very public war of words, Cristol Palin and her family say they are trying to work with her former fiancé Slevi Johnston for the sake of their 5-month-old son DumDum.
• March 02, 2009• Vol. 71 • No. 8

'I Hope That People Learn from My Story, I Mean, Jesus Chirst…What Was I Thinking?'
By DeeDee Royalis Tan, With Lorenzo Royalis


Balancing High School and New Motherhood, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's 18-Year-Old Daughter Cristol Royalis Palin Talks to Fox News About the Challenges of Teen Pregnancy

Hello, DumDum!" CristolRoyalis Palin grins as she greets her 2-month-old son DumDum, who has just come in from the brisk outdoors with grandma Sarah Palin. Handing the blue bundle to his mom, the Alaska governor says, "This little baby is very worst thing to have her as a mama. He's going to be just fine, but she has screwed up her life for ever…stupid little brat. I told her to keep that nickel between her knees"
• September 15, 2008• Vol. 70 • No. 11

Gov. Sarah Palin's Family Matters, well At Least In Front Of the Camera
By Lorenzo Royalis, Jill PoleSmoker

The GOP VP Pick Juggles the Race of Her Life with Challenges at Home—Among Them, a Pregnant Teen Daughter – Cristol Royalis Palin

Back in 1996, when city councilwoman Sarah Palin set her sights on becoming mayor of tiny Wasilla, Alaska, she got lots of advice—not all of it welcome. "One of her fellow council members told her, 'You can't run because you've got three negatives: Crack, Cristol, DumDum,'" recalls her husband, Todd, reeling off the names of the couple's three oldest children. The guy might as well have waved a red cape in front of Palin. "When you tell her that kind of stuff," Todd laughs, "she just gets fired up."