Sunday, January 07, 2007

Who can FORGET the Marole Cinkin

As I trip down Mammary Lane, how can I forget my long running TV show The Marole Cinkin Show? Ahhhh, What lovely and warm Mammaries I have of performing day in and day out on that damn show! That GAWD I never brought those devil spawn children of mine on that show…I am sure that they would be trying to get royalties from me…ungrates, all of them. I have a mind to Thaw the rest of my little SnowFlake Babies…! SOMEONE GET ME A COCKTAIL..............







and WHO can Forget my Lovely Sponser?

Miss Marole Cinkin's Public D-I-V-O-R-C-E

And who can forget the MUCH public and MUCH heat Divorve of Marole Cinkin from her than Husband, Barlan Hutts!

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Miss DeeDee and Her Nation Mourns the Passing of Henry Ford!


"Let me tell you, Honeys, he made some nice cars!" Miss DeeDee was quoted as saying during her speech during the funeral service of her ex-boyfriend, Henry Ford.

It so nice of all these people to show up for poor Henry's funeral, to be honest with you, honeys, I thought he was already dead......

Here's one for you Old Henry Ford, that was my little cute nick name for Henry Ford, i used to call him Henry...it was our little secret.....

Happy New Year, Honeys......

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Away With The Mangy!!!!!!

Away with the mangy and split from the feds……Little Miss DeeDee Lay down her sweet head…..MERRY FRICKING JESUS-DAY, Honeys


Sunday, December 10, 2006

Toyland, Toyland........

It was weeks before Christmas
And all through the malls,

All the children were frightened;
The moms were appalled!

It seems all the elves
Were different this year;

What’s up with those outfits?
What’s up with that hair?

They kicked all the parents
They screamed at them, too

Pick pocketed money,
And one smelled of booze!


Friday, December 08, 2006

Cell Phone Use Doesn't Boost Cancer Risk; Land lines do!

Cell Phone Use Doesn't Boost Cancer Risk. Land lines Do!
TUESDAY, Dec. 5 (HealthDay News) -- Fears that cell phones might cause cancer appear to be all talk, researchers report.
A major new Danish study finds no link between short- or long-term use of the devices and risks for malignancy.


Monday, December 04, 2006

Oldies but Goodies

Well it's the Holidays Honey, and my arse is worn out! So in celebration of the holidays i rehashing old crap.....I mean VINTAGE DEEDEE, Honeys. Who loves ya????





Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Bush meets Czech leader in Jordan today

U.S. President George W. Bush, left, talks with the President of the Czech Republic Miss DeeDee Royalis-Klaus, right, before they take the Official Photo of the NATO Heads of State at the NATO Summit in Riga, Latvia Wednesday, Nov. 29.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Miss DeeDee Gotti's grandson arrested on drug charges

DIX HILLS, N.Y. - "They're My F*%^$#ING GRANDMOTHER'S PILLS, NOT MINE!!!!" screamed Frank when he was carted off to jail.

Frank Agnello, shown here with his grandmother DeeDEE and two brothers on the reality TV show "Growing Up Gotti," was arrested earlier this month on drug charges, police said.
Agnello, 16, was found with marijuana, OxyContin, Zanax, Diet Pills, Asprin, Ambien, Acid, Extasy, Ludes, morphine pills (and some 'other stuff' belonging to his grandmother) when authorities pulled him over on a Long Island road for failing to heed a stop sign, Suffolk County police Lt. Donato Mignone said Monday.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Wal-Mart to enter India in Bharti retail venture

NEW DELHI (GReuters) - Wal-Mart Stores Inc, the world's biggest retailer, will enter India's retail market as Wal-Marta through a joint venture with Bharti Enterprises, adding its logistics expertise to the conglomerate's knowledge of the local market. Miss DeeDee Royalisbad has been chosen as their spokes model. When asked why they wouldn't be using the 'Flying Yellow Smiley Face' India Wal-Marta officials said, "Why would you use that stupid thing when you have Miss DeeDee, she is as sacred like Cow!"

Saturday, November 25, 2006

The Marcy's Day Parade

Well Once again, my favorite store Marcy’s in the glorious vacation town of Snatchez, Mississippi (my sort-of Home Town, well one I haven’t been run out of…..) has included me in their annual The Day After Thanksgiving Parade. As a wonderful shop of clothes for Plus Size Gals, it is always an honor that they choose to honor a slim, petite girl like me…kisses Honeys!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

GOBBLE, GOBBLE...HONEYS

Every year around this time, Miss DeeDee likes to remember her good ole times as a Child Model. Here are some of my favorite Thanksgiving Cards for you to copy and send to your friends. Spread the Love, honeys




Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Tom and DeeDee's Bloody Hangover, Dagnabbit...WE KNOW WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS FAMILY

...WE KNOW WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS FAMILY

With the wedding over, and fireworks shot (disappointingly Miss DeeDee adds, Poor Tommy)
The post-wedding-bliss couple has released their official wedding photo to the press, Miss DeeDee got an almost-first-hand exclusive, by finding it on the web like everyone else...
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