The GOLDEN haze of Hollywoodland

With all of Hollywoodland a buzz with all the awards shows coming up, well Miss Chi-Chi just got her self a thinking…thinkin’ bout all them shows, the Golden Shower Globes, the People Choice-less Awards, the Gay-time Emmy’s and the supreme of the supreme, that giant golden china-driver: Mr. Oscar Myer Mans

Well it just takes Miss Chi-Chi back, back to them days of checking out nasty little redneck be-otches at the Piggly Wiggly in Spivey Corner, NC. Lawd Girl, let me tell you ain’t nothing worse then the smells of some damn hick on hotter then hot southern day. Girls getting all stinking and such, well it makes Miss Chi-Chi wanna throw up, that’s what.

I remember the day I ran away, I slipped poppa the tongue and ran, ran so fast my feet swelled, swells so big I jump on the ole Greyhound bus, damn near got touch for free on that bus…but I made it the rest of the way to Hollywoodland, you know that’s what they called it back then….

Back when I was a STAR….a bright big shining STAR….here are a few pictures from them days……