INSIDER TV has just named their Hot Bachelors of 2006 They're the guys whose broad shoulders and dazzling smiles make Hollywood seem like "Hunkwood." The kind of men that makes Miss Chi-Chi RED hot. Tonight, they're counting down the buffest, most desirable star bachelors of 2006!
Well my SECRET lover JAKE GYLLENHAAL is named one of the hottest.
What those damn fools don't know is that he is TAKEN, BITCHES, TAKEN DO YOU HEAR ME UUURRRRGHH!!!!!!! GET UR PRETTY LITTLE PAWS OFF HIM, I TOOK THAT LITTLE TROLLUP FORMER GIRLFRIEND KIRSTEN DUNSTHEAD AND MADE HER ALL BROKE-UP MOUNTAIN, DON'T THINK I WON'T DO IT TO YOU...JAKE IS MY MAN, GOTS IT? MY MAN!
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