Thursday, July 02, 2009
Michael Jackson...just when we thought he was gone
Just when we thought he left us for good, Michael has been sited all over the american press....Elvis...Marilyn....Michael?????
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
AP Source: I Can’t Make this Sh*t up… My ex-lover Michael Jackson dies…too!
By Whitie McBlacken, Associated Press Writers – 3 mins ago
LOS ANGELES – Michael Jackson, the reported ex-lover to Miss DeeDee Royalis and record-breaking, sensationally gifted "King of Pop" who emerged from childhood superstardom to become the entertainment world's most influential singer and dancer, and the tabloid world's most disturbing celebrity, has died. He was 50.
Miss DeeDee Royalis was quoted at the hospital, “Bitch only wanted to upstage Farrah!” She then kicked the crap out of the reporter in a fit of rage.
A person with knowledge of the situation says Jackson died Thursday or three years ago, it’s hard to tell, in a Los Angeles hospital. The person was not authorized to speak publicly and requested anonymity.
His death brought a tragic end to a long, bizarre, sometimes farcical decline from his peak in the 1980s, when he was popular music's premier all-around performer, a uniter of black and white music who shattered the race barrier on MTV, dominated the charts and dazzled even more on stage.
That other 'Charlie's Angle' Farrah Fawcett dies at 62
By TOMMY THOMAS, Associated Press Writer – 43 mins ago
LOS ANGELES – Not many people know but Miss DeeDee was the original pick for the role that Farrah made famous. She appeared early on during the original filming of “Charlie’s Angle,” later renamed to “Charlie’s Angels.”
Always one to steal the lime light away from Miss DeeDee, Farrah Fawcett, the other "Charlie's Angels" star whose feathered blond hair and dazzling smile made her one of the biggest sex symbols of the 1970s, died Thursday after battling cancer. She was 62.
Many people will find it hard to believe but Miss DeeDee and Farrah were married in Sweden in the early 1970’s before she meet that stupid ass Ryan. “If you don’t believe me, ask her…what’s that, she’s dead? Well than, you’ll have to take me at my word..oh, I’m her love child , too.” Miss DeeDee is reported saying as she left the hospital early this morning. The pop icon, who in the 1980s set aside the fantasy girl image to tackle serious roles, died shortly before 9:30 a.m. in a Santa Monica hospital, spokesman Paul Bloch said.
Miss DeeDee Royalis, the longtime companion who had reunited with Fawcett as she fought anal cancer, was at her side, along with close friend Jack Daniels, Bloch said.
Other "Charlie's Angels" stars paid tribute to her but who really cares about those old hacks.
"Miss DeeDee had courage, she had strength, and she had faith. And now she has peace as she rests with the real angels, oh, yeah, we’ll miss Farrah, too." Jaclyn Smith said.
Said Cheryl Ladd: "She was incredibly brave, and God will be welcoming Miss DeeDee with open arms. What’s that?...huh?... It was Farrah? Oh, miss her, too"
Friday, May 29, 2009
Does Cristol Palin Really Learn From Her Mistakes
....Or is she just a media whore (well, she's got one part of that right!)
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Cristol Royalis Palin: I Know Slevi Loves All Our Baby…I Mean, at least This One!
By Candy Royalis Westfall, Originally posted Friday May 22, 2010 12:55 PM EDT
After a very public war of words, Cristol Palin and her family say they are trying to work with her former fiancé Slevi Johnston for the sake of their 5-month-old son DumDum.
• March 02, 2009• Vol. 71 • No. 8
'I Hope That People Learn from My Story, I Mean, Jesus Chirst…What Was I Thinking?'
By DeeDee Royalis Tan, With Lorenzo Royalis
Balancing High School and New Motherhood, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's 18-Year-Old Daughter Cristol Royalis Palin Talks to Fox News About the Challenges of Teen Pregnancy
Hello, DumDum!" CristolRoyalis Palin grins as she greets her 2-month-old son DumDum, who has just come in from the brisk outdoors with grandma Sarah Palin. Handing the blue bundle to his mom, the Alaska governor says, "This little baby is very worst thing to have her as a mama. He's going to be just fine, but she has screwed up her life for ever…stupid little brat. I told her to keep that nickel between her knees"
• September 15, 2008• Vol. 70 • No. 11
Gov. Sarah Palin's Family Matters, well At Least In Front Of the Camera
By Lorenzo Royalis, Jill PoleSmoker
The GOP VP Pick Juggles the Race of Her Life with Challenges at Home—Among Them, a Pregnant Teen Daughter – Cristol Royalis Palin
Back in 1996, when city councilwoman Sarah Palin set her sights on becoming mayor of tiny Wasilla, Alaska, she got lots of advice—not all of it welcome. "One of her fellow council members told her, 'You can't run because you've got three negatives: Crack, Cristol, DumDum,'" recalls her husband, Todd, reeling off the names of the couple's three oldest children. The guy might as well have waved a red cape in front of Palin. "When you tell her that kind of stuff," Todd laughs, "she just gets fired up."
Person Exclusive
Cristol Royalis Palin: I Know Slevi Loves All Our Baby…I Mean, at least This One!
By Candy Royalis Westfall, Originally posted Friday May 22, 2010 12:55 PM EDT
After a very public war of words, Cristol Palin and her family say they are trying to work with her former fiancé Slevi Johnston for the sake of their 5-month-old son DumDum.
• March 02, 2009• Vol. 71 • No. 8
'I Hope That People Learn from My Story, I Mean, Jesus Chirst…What Was I Thinking?'
By DeeDee Royalis Tan, With Lorenzo Royalis
Balancing High School and New Motherhood, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's 18-Year-Old Daughter Cristol Royalis Palin Talks to Fox News About the Challenges of Teen Pregnancy
Hello, DumDum!" CristolRoyalis Palin grins as she greets her 2-month-old son DumDum, who has just come in from the brisk outdoors with grandma Sarah Palin. Handing the blue bundle to his mom, the Alaska governor says, "This little baby is very worst thing to have her as a mama. He's going to be just fine, but she has screwed up her life for ever…stupid little brat. I told her to keep that nickel between her knees"
• September 15, 2008• Vol. 70 • No. 11
Gov. Sarah Palin's Family Matters, well At Least In Front Of the Camera
By Lorenzo Royalis, Jill PoleSmoker
The GOP VP Pick Juggles the Race of Her Life with Challenges at Home—Among Them, a Pregnant Teen Daughter – Cristol Royalis Palin
Back in 1996, when city councilwoman Sarah Palin set her sights on becoming mayor of tiny Wasilla, Alaska, she got lots of advice—not all of it welcome. "One of her fellow council members told her, 'You can't run because you've got three negatives: Crack, Cristol, DumDum,'" recalls her husband, Todd, reeling off the names of the couple's three oldest children. The guy might as well have waved a red cape in front of Palin. "When you tell her that kind of stuff," Todd laughs, "she just gets fired up."
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
CROP 8? What the F$^%$&^k
Hello Honey's...sorry to so out of touch but Miss DeeDee has been busy working her little, ok..who am I fooling, my big fat ass off!
YOu see my little sweeties I have my old large whIte granny panties in a wad over this whole Crop 8 thing in California.
Not since I ran thaT whole campaigne to get Karen Ann Quinlan nominated for the New Jersey State vegetable has anything about plANts gotten Ole Miss DeeDee all bend Out of shape.
I mean, kittens, who cAres if two plants love each othEr...Crop 8 is trYing to ban marriage between plants? Who the helL even knew they could love?
I say, "Leave Those Plants Alone! Hate something impOrtant like Fags."
Ok, well honey's gotta go I think I just drank somE Round-up!
YOu see my little sweeties I have my old large whIte granny panties in a wad over this whole Crop 8 thing in California.
Not since I ran thaT whole campaigne to get Karen Ann Quinlan nominated for the New Jersey State vegetable has anything about plANts gotten Ole Miss DeeDee all bend Out of shape.
I mean, kittens, who cAres if two plants love each othEr...Crop 8 is trYing to ban marriage between plants? Who the helL even knew they could love?
I say, "Leave Those Plants Alone! Hate something impOrtant like Fags."
Ok, well honey's gotta go I think I just drank somE Round-up!
Monday, February 09, 2009
My little friends, Derek and Romaine Hit the Big Time…now on XM 98!
Well my dear little cupcakes, it behooves me to announce that my dear little friends are hitting it big time, and I mean big time. Yes, that’s right they are not only on Sirius 109 but they are now on XM 98. Oh, my favorite little bitches are streaming all over my face on satellite!
Well I can’t remember the last time that Derek had his big old man hands all over my sequin gowns, giiiiir-oooowl baby.
And that time old Romaine showed up in my pool, hot times.
Friday, December 26, 2008
Queen DeeDee-lizabeth gives somber and sober Christmas broadcast
By PAISLEY POOPOO, Associated Press Writer – Thu Dec 25, 10:22 am ET
LONDON – Britain's Queen DeeDee-elizabeth II delivered a somber and, unlikely, sober Christmas broadcast Thursday, acknowledging how the economic crisis has cast a shadow over the traditional festive season and calling for people to show courage in the tough times ahead. Adding, “Suck it up you paupers!”
The sober tone was in sharp contrast to last year's drunken address when the monarch opined about the value of a happy family and the importance of helping the disadvantaged. And ended the speech by throwing up!
"Christmas is a time for celebration, I am going to Party Like a Rockstar…but this year, for you poor people it is a more somber occasion which it sucks to be you," the 82-year-old monarch said in the prerecorded message from Buckingham Palace's Music Room. She was most likely passed out at the time of the airing.
LONDON – Britain's Queen DeeDee-elizabeth II delivered a somber and, unlikely, sober Christmas broadcast Thursday, acknowledging how the economic crisis has cast a shadow over the traditional festive season and calling for people to show courage in the tough times ahead. Adding, “Suck it up you paupers!”
The sober tone was in sharp contrast to last year's drunken address when the monarch opined about the value of a happy family and the importance of helping the disadvantaged. And ended the speech by throwing up!
"Christmas is a time for celebration, I am going to Party Like a Rockstar…but this year, for you poor people it is a more somber occasion which it sucks to be you," the 82-year-old monarch said in the prerecorded message from Buckingham Palace's Music Room. She was most likely passed out at the time of the airing.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Cindy DeeDee McCain - The REAL Change
Cindy DeeDee McCain
While husband John is out pounding the election trail, Cindy DeeDee is thinking about pounding something else.....Tranny Rights, Silly! Cindy DeeDee McCain says that she thinks that all the hubbub over her old geezer husband is wasted air, she believes that S-He is the REAL change about to hit Washington, DC.
"I've spent years pretending I'm something I'm not so I am over qualified to be first 'lady' if you look at the present hag...I mean, first lady!" says C-DeeDee (as she likes to be called.)
When asked about her husband's decrepit old age C-DeeDee replied, "Isn't he dead yet?"
While husband John is out pounding the election trail, Cindy DeeDee is thinking about pounding something else.....Tranny Rights, Silly! Cindy DeeDee McCain says that she thinks that all the hubbub over her old geezer husband is wasted air, she believes that S-He is the REAL change about to hit Washington, DC.
"I've spent years pretending I'm something I'm not so I am over qualified to be first 'lady' if you look at the present hag...I mean, first lady!" says C-DeeDee (as she likes to be called.)
When asked about her husband's decrepit old age C-DeeDee replied, "Isn't he dead yet?"
Saturday, May 17, 2008
2008 Semi-Hard Candy Droppings Tour
Miss DeeDee kicks off her 2008 Semi-Hard Candy Droppings Tour this week in Topeka! She promises that this will be the best tour since her 1987 Secrets Down-Under Tour. At her age, the decrepit old rock star was quoted as saying, “This Sh*%^& sucks, who cares about the damn fans…they suck!” At which point the has been star farted and passed out. At this time Miss DeeDee is not available for comment.
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